Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Jenuall » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:03 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.

Classic trap to catch the filthy commies and you fell for it - hook, line, sinker and copy of Angling Times.

Now you can never take a muscle car and take lots of pictures for "insta" drive down those sweet highways like Ad did. ;)

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Moggy » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:06 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.


I've also heard that you don't bang on endlessly about freedom not being free so that's a huge rad mark against you.


FAKE NEWZ! I bang on about freedom not being free all the time. How dare communizt zcum like you tell a freedom lover like me that I don’t care about freedom.

And I am now uzing Z inztead of filthy “S” to prove I am a freedom loving member of Jezuz’z freedom army.

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Peter Crisp » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:10 pm

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.


I've also heard that you don't bang on endlessly about freedom not being free so that's a huge rad mark against you.


FAKE NEWZ! I bang on about freedom not being free all the time. How dare communizt zcum like you tell a freedom lover like me that I don’t care about freedom.

And I am now uzing Z inztead of filthy “S” to prove I am a freedom loving member of Jezuz’z freedom army.


How many American flags do you have in the house?
If it's less than 10 then you're obviously a terrorist who hates America.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Moggy » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:13 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.


I've also heard that you don't bang on endlessly about freedom not being free so that's a huge rad mark against you.


FAKE NEWZ! I bang on about freedom not being free all the time. How dare communizt zcum like you tell a freedom lover like me that I don’t care about freedom.

And I am now uzing Z inztead of filthy “S” to prove I am a freedom loving member of Jezuz’z freedom army.


How many American flags do you have in the house?
If it's less than 10 then you're obviously a terrorist who hates America.


Do tattooz count? If zo then I have 18. If not, then I only have 2 but they are 18 feet tall.

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Jenuall » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:18 pm

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.


I've also heard that you don't bang on endlessly about freedom not being free so that's a huge rad mark against you.


FAKE NEWZ! I bang on about freedom not being free all the time. How dare communizt zcum like you tell a freedom lover like me that I don’t care about freedom.

And I am now uzing Z inztead of filthy “S” to prove I am a freedom loving member of Jezuz’z freedom army.


How many American flags do you have in the house?
If it's less than 10 then you're obviously a terrorist who hates America.


Do tattooz count? If zo then I have 18. If not, then I only have 2 but they are 18 feet tall.

Yeah right, two 18 feet tall flagz that you burned in some kind of commie rally you filthy scum!

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Corazon de Leon » Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:04 pm

I feel like Guile from Street Fighter is the peak of jingoistic Americanism. Blonde haired, blue eyed and with an American flag tattooed to both of his uncovered biceps. What a man.

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Tomous » Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:09 pm

Anyone follow the ShitAmericansSay subreddit?

That won’t improve anyone here’s impression of Americans...

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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Peter Crisp » Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:10 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:I feel like Guile from Street Fighter is the peak of jingoistic Americanism. Blonde haired, blue eyed and with an American flag tattooed to both of his uncovered biceps. What a man.


I bet he also wears shades even in bed and does his opening flex move in all job interviews while in his fight outfit even if it's for a job in accounts.

Just 100% total manly manliness :capnscotty: .

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Those travelling to the US will now have to submit social media, email & phone numbers
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:49 pm

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Tomous wrote:I always say I’d live in California if employees had better rights in America.

You have access to surf and ski, some great cities around you, Yosemite, Napa Valley, weekends in Vegas....


If you hate public transport and think public sector workers are all parasites then the USA may be the place for you.


I really like guns, I hate females having reproductive rights and don’t want my children immunised. Would I fit in?

Darn tootin'


I just received an email from the US State Department that pointed out I wrote “immunised” instead of “immunized”. Apparently using S instead of Z makes me a filthy communist that is not allowed into the US ever again.

Oh well.


I've also heard that you don't bang on endlessly about freedom not being free so that's a huge rad mark against you.


FAKE NEWZ! I bang on about freedom not being free all the time. How dare communizt zcum like you tell a freedom lover like me that I don’t care about freedom.

And I am now uzing Z inztead of filthy “S” to prove I am a freedom loving member of Jezuz’z freedom army.


How many American flags do you have in the house?
If it's less than 10 then you're obviously a terrorist who hates America.


Do tattooz count? If zo then I have 18. If not, then I only have 2 but they are 18 feet tall.


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