GRcade

Without repeating myself through other previously told stories, when I was younger I used to tease the gooseberry fool out of my fat cousin. She's still fat.

You?

I used to pick on a kid at school who had a square head. He still has a square head.

I'm cruel to my ex boyfriend. I know exactly what to say to get at him, and often end up doing just that to piss him off.

Do you say he has a small penis?

Nah, I mention the crossdressing.

At school we all tormented a young lad called Jeefers. On day during rural studies (don't ask) we where making him squeal by throwing a garden fork at his foot. I misjudged it and one of the prongs went straight through his welly and foot.

I got the cane but somehow managed to avoid getting suspended or expelled.

Protest Singer wrote:At school we all tormented a young lad called Jeefers. On day during rural studies (don't ask) we where making him squeal by throwing a garden fork at his foot. I misjudged it and one of the prongs went straight through his welly and foot.

I got the cane but somehow managed to avoid getting suspended or expelled.

Wow - and where's he now?

Cropolite wrote:

Protest Singer wrote:At school we all tormented a young lad called Jeefers. On day during rural studies (don't ask) we where making him squeal by throwing a garden fork at his foot. I misjudged it and one of the prongs went straight through his welly and foot.

I got the cane but somehow managed to avoid getting suspended or expelled.

Wow - and where's he now?

Probably in a hotel room shagging Avril Lavigne and snorting K off the back of Alexa Chung whilst I'm sat here eating a Babybel posting on this bloody forum!

Seems most of us bullied retards or weaklings at school. I was cruel when I fly-kicked the class mong in the back, for no real reason. Was out of order.

I dropped a grid cover on someone's finger - chopping it off in the process.

Nick Lowe sang that "you've gotta be cruel to be kind".

How about that?

Not in Denster's case. Now some poor git doesn't have a finger.

I like to think I wasn't cruel when I was younger. Although there was a boy with a square head, who I used to make fun of. Then again everyone made fun of him, and I was tame by comparison. He probably thought of me as a friend.

Octoroc wrote:Nick Lowe sang that "you've gotta be cruel to be kind".

How about that?

But Blanche DuBois also said:

'Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. It is the one unforgivable thing in my opinion.'

Chris wrote:

Octoroc wrote:Nick Lowe sang that "you've gotta be cruel to be kind".

How about that?

But Blanche DuBois also said:

'Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. It is the one unforgivable thing in my opinion.'

Was she in the Golden Girls?

Octoroc wrote:

Chris wrote:

Octoroc wrote:Nick Lowe sang that "you've gotta be cruel to be kind".

How about that?

But Blanche DuBois also said:

'Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. It is the one unforgivable thing in my opinion.'

Was she in the Golden Girls?

A Streetcar Named Desire.

I also gave someone a wedgie, I lifted him right off the ground by his underpants for about a minute.

His mum phoned the school to say that I'd given him a bruise on his willy.

Chris wrote:

Octoroc wrote:

Chris wrote:

Octoroc wrote:Nick Lowe sang that "you've gotta be cruel to be kind".

How about that?

But Blanche DuBois also said:

'Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. It is the one unforgivable thing in my opinion.'

Was she in the Golden Girls?

A Streetcar Named Desire.

Oh.

One Christmas a girl got me in the ear with a snowball - I quickly went up to her, grabbed her hud and place two snowballs down her back, and one in her ear. She started crying and I got in trouble for being a sport

I have a younger brother. Therefore, it follows that I have been incredibly cruel many, many times.