Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?

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Correct Level Of Bread Toast-age?

1 - Mmm, warm bread!
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No votes
2
2
4%
3
9
16%
4
26
46%
5
13
23%
6
2
4%
7
0
No votes
8 - I am the Lord of Hellfire!
4
7%
 
Total votes: 56
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PostToast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:33 am

The world is crumbling, democracy is failing and trouble seems to surround us at all sides - lets ignore those problems for a moment to deal with the real burning issue of out time:

How Toasted Should Toast Be!? :toot:

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Share your vote and discuss relative levels of toastiness below!

The inspiration for this was that as I didn't get a chance to have breakfast at home this morning I thought I'd grab a cheeky (oi oi!) bit of toast at work first thing after arriving. I was happily making my toast (one brown slice, one white obviously ;) ) and starting to apply my topping (just butter unfortunately :( ) when Johnny "King Of The Toasters" Nobody butts in:

"Aw that's a shame, you've burnt your toast mate!"

Now my toast was at most a 4 on the above scale, so basically not burnt at all. So I'm thinking "strawberry float off Johnny you moron, leave me to my toast!", but obviously as a well behaved member of society I don't say that and instead treated him to my best Ryan Gosling stare :| and went off with my toast.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Cuttooth » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:34 am

Somewhere around 3 and 4.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Rex Kramer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:35 am

It has to be a 4 and anything north of 6 will probably give you cancer in the long run.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Preezy » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:35 am

4 for me, but I'd eat from 1-5.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Hexx » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:36 am

3 or 4 (more 3)
With butter immediately applied to be all melty.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by OrangeRKN » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:42 am

3 and 4 look good.

If you repeat "strawberry float off Johnny you moron, leave me to my toast!" three times in front of a toaster I heard it will summon his vengeful spirit

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Lagamorph » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:42 am

Between 3-4 is perfect for me, especially for beans on toast.

Anything above 4, MAYBE 5, is too crunchy for me to enjoy really.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Garth » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:42 am

Between 3 and 4.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Tafdolphin » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:51 am

5 you cowards

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:51 am

Okay, who voted for 8? :lol:

Preezy wrote:4 for me, but I'd eat from 1-5.

I think this is pretty much my range (although I'd probably send a 1 back for a second go!)

OrangeRKN wrote:If you repeat "strawberry float off Johnny you moron, leave me to my toast!" three times in front of a toaster I heard it will summon his vengeful spirit

:lol:

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Tomous » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:06 pm

5.

It's meant to be toasted otherwise it's just warmed bread.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Pedz » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:10 pm

4. 5 is actually burnt and 6 onwards you may as well just eat charcoal.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Blue Eyes » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:11 pm

1 is just a slice of bread. Shouldn't even be on there. Needs to be at least 4 and maybe a 5 for boiled eggs so the banana split doesn't fold in on itself as you dip. 3/4 for anything else.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Rax » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:13 pm

5, 4 is a little underdone for egg dipping and melting butter nicely but it is acceptable. The rest are not toast.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Rex Kramer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:13 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:1 is just a slice of bread. Shouldn't even be on there. Needs to be at least 4 and maybe a 5 for boiled eggs so the banana split doesn't fold in on itself as you dip. 3/4 for anything else.

There definitely an element of final application that needs to taken in to consideration. For example 2/3 would be ideal as the starting point for cheese on toast but useless for scrambled egg on toast where you need a 4 or 5 for the structural integrity to be maintained.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Dual » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:14 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:5 you cowards


Wow. Enjoy your shortened lifespan.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Mommy » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:15 pm

8, cold, with a load of butter.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by Blue Eyes » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:18 pm

Mommy wrote:8, cold, with a load of butter.

That's treason, that is.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by KK » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:27 pm

3, 4 and 5, though I'd scrape off the charring on 5. It's been a long time since I toasted white bread though, it's usually THE CHAMPION of bread, Allinson's.

If I ever got it to 7 or 8 it'd be in the recycling bin.

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PostRe: Toast: How Toasted Should It Be?
by more heat than light » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:28 pm

Would eat 5, but my preference would be 4 or below. I'll normally have a couple of slices, one hot and one cold.

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