Top Dumps

Mr. Sis Boom Bah wrote:

Snowcannon wrote:My top type of dump is one of those big log poos that require little-to-no wiping afterwards. Bonus points if the log is too big to flush

I hope you wipe anyway, just for luck?

Of course, gotta do an insurance wipe

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

I'm trying to use less toilet paper when I poo at the moment.

>Three squares folded twice for the initial wipe
>Two squares folded once X2
>One square folder into quarters into a small square to dab the wee from the willy.

8 Squares! Boom!
Who can beat that!

LewisD wrote:>One square folder into quarters into a small square to dab the wee from the willy.

Crucial part of the process that goes unreported in mainstream poo journalism.

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

Qikz wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

Why the strawberry float am i browsing this thread during my lunch break.....

Moggy wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

I am literally pooing right now .

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

I am literally pooing right now .

Which type?

3 bits of paper. On up, one down and one to polish.

Last year i had non stop type 7 for four days, it wasn't fun.

Moggy wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

Mine is always a 50/50 mix of #3 and #5...

I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

Karl_ wrote:I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

Eat better

Rocsteady wrote:

Karl_ wrote:I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

Eat better

who is screaming "eat better" at my house? show yourself, coward. i will never eat better

Mr. Sis Boom Bah wrote:ive updated OP to make sure the key information about bristol pooing is always at hand when you need it, much like i hope your bathrooms are plentifully stocked with tp so you're never caught out and have to yell for someone to help a guy out and then have to duck-walk a few steps to ease the door open just enough for granny to hand you some tissues because we forgot to get bog roll in the big shop only yesterday, come on, didnt anyone write it down

When I was a nursing student we have the Bristol Stool Scale poster in the bathroom. Always entertaining for folk coming over. Also a massive poster of dicks riddled with different STIs. The cleaners would take it down every week but we just put it back up. It faced to a big open window onto the main road so you could see it from the pub across the street. It's cool though, we kept a fruit bowl of condoms and KY picked up on placements in the kitchen. Promoting responsible sex in uni from out wee flat

Now we just need Stool bloke to travel to Bristol in his VW camper and do a massive Type 3 gooseberry fool and the Stool cycle will be complete.

Bunni wrote:we kept a fruit bowl of condoms and KY picked up on placements in the kitchen. Promoting responsible sex in uni from out wee flat

It's things like this that make me wish I'd gone to uni, it always sounds fun.

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.

That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.

It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

I am literally pooing right now .

Which type?

I'm a pretty consistent 2.5er .

Often it will be accompanied by huge reserves of gas and urine. I actually really enjoy going to the toilet, because it usually feels so damn good.