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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Karl_ » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:10 pm

I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:20 pm

ive updated OP to make sure the key information about bristol pooing is always at hand when you need it, much like i hope your bathrooms are plentifully stocked with tp so you're never caught out and have to yell for someone to help a guy out and then have to duck-walk a few steps to ease the door open just enough for granny to hand you some tissues because we forgot to get bog roll in the big shop only yesterday, come on, didnt anyone write it down

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:20 pm

the point is, bristol stool chart in OP

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Rocsteady » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:24 pm

Karl_ wrote:I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

Eat better

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Karl_ » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:29 pm

Rocsteady wrote:
Karl_ wrote:I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.

Eat better

who is screaming "eat better" at my house? show yourself, coward. i will never eat better

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:41 pm

Mr. Sis Boom Bah wrote:ive updated OP to make sure the key information about bristol pooing is always at hand when you need it, much like i hope your bathrooms are plentifully stocked with tp so you're never caught out and have to yell for someone to help a guy out and then have to duck-walk a few steps to ease the door open just enough for granny to hand you some tissues because we forgot to get bog roll in the big shop only yesterday, come on, didnt anyone write it down


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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Bunni » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:43 pm

When I was a nursing student we have the Bristol Stool Scale poster in the bathroom. Always entertaining for folk coming over. Also a massive poster of dicks riddled with different STIs. The cleaners would take it down every week but we just put it back up. It faced to a big open window onto the main road so you could see it from the pub across the street. It's cool though, we kept a fruit bowl of condoms and KY picked up on placements in the kitchen. Promoting responsible sex in uni from out wee flat :wub:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:46 pm

Now we just need Stool bloke to travel to Bristol in his VW camper and do a massive Type 3 gooseberry fool and the Stool cycle will be complete. :datass:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by LewisD » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:48 pm

Bunni wrote:we kept a fruit bowl of condoms and KY picked up on placements in the kitchen. Promoting responsible sex in uni from out wee flat :wub:


It's things like this that make me wish I'd gone to uni, it always sounds fun.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by I Shot A Kid » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:24 pm

Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.


We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.


That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.


It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.

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I am literally pooing right now :wub:.


Which type?

I'm a pretty consistent 2.5er :datass:.

Often it will be accompanied by huge reserves of gas and urine. I actually really enjoy going to the toilet, because it usually feels so damn good.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Qikzmas » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:32 pm

As someone with IBS depending on the day I can be any one of those things in that chart.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:22 am

ive been crapping for 15 straight minutes. dont know where that came from. sat down for a widdle wee, surprise number 2.

god, i wish i hadnt deleted twitter. im running out of reading material

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:31 am

it's still going! ngl my whole ass and colon is really impressing me this morning. good job so far, guy

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:36 am

Had a type 5 earlier. Was quite satisfying.

6/10

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Suicide And Extraordinary Mistakes » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:37 am

might have given my butt performance anxiety after that post because whiff! it closed right up. definitely some stuff still up there, but it's shy.

had a gander before i flushed and found a proper turd mountain, poking up out of the water. love it. dont think i need to work today, already proved myself

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by A Beautiful Kezmas Tree » Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:53 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by KingK » Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:57 pm

Is there a chart for the number of gooseberry fools in a 24hr period? I regularly manage 3, sometimes 4.

My mate with IBS reckons its double figures for him.

My missus struggles to do 1 per day.
My kids are 1-2 per day, depending on what they eat I think

And yes, I'm on my 3rd one of today

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Victor Mistletoe » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:10 pm

1 a day

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by I Shot A Kid » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:18 pm

I tend to have 3-4 a day.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Ding Dong Merrilly on Hide » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:26 pm

Qikz wrote:As someone with IBS depending on the day I can be any one of those things in that chart.


Same here.

Usually accompanied with explosive farts.

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