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PostRe: Top Dumps by **Jezo ho ho** » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:27 pm

Guess I'll make a post since it's currently relevant.

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PostRe: Top Dumps by **Merry Christmous Everyone** » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:56 pm

2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.

I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Qikzmas** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:43 am

KingK wrote:Is there a chart for the number of gooseberry fools in a 24hr period? I regularly manage 3, sometimes 4.

My mate with IBS reckons its double figures for him.

My missus struggles to do 1 per day.
My kids are 1-2 per day, depending on what they eat I think

And yes, I'm on my 3rd one of today

Jesus christ, I have IBS but I go max 2-3 times a day. Thank god I don't have to go double figures.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **LewisD** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:37 am

Work bog is freezing this morning!
Like s(h)itting on ice!

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Vermi Claus** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:02 pm

I do hope that someone was outside the cubicle when you took that shot, thus them hearing the camera shutter sound, and so are left thinking that you are some kind of toilet weirdo.

I do also hate it when it's freezing in the toilet though.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Victor Mistletoe** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:15 pm

LewisD wrote:

Work bog is freezing this morning!
Like s(h)itting on ice!

I see the toilet paper is in a handy fridge pack.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Victor Mistletoe** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:21 pm

Tomous wrote:2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.

I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.

I know that feeling well. I shat myself in the middle of the brothers cider field one day after forcing a fart out after 2 days of drinking cider. Luckily it was only the Thursday so I had time to recover, but I had to throw my boxers and that pair of jeans away :dread:

I also think my mate who was with me came close to pissing himself laughing when this happend in front of him.

"....Oh strawberry float. Oh strawberry float! I've shat myself!"

"...what?!"

"I've strawberry floating shat myself"

"Oh shut up."

*shows already seeping gooseberry fool stain by crotch"

"AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

After cleaning myself up I went back to find him and he was still lying on the floor in tears :lol:

Poo story 2:

I went to.san Francisco with my parents for a week when I was 17 and I had a real complex about people knowing I was shitting, so.i held it for the whole week. A whole week of not shitting on American food :dread:

I only went when we got back home, and it was like trying to pass a bucket full of hardend concrete.

getting a bit of salt in your pepper hey lewis

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Ding Dong Merrilly on Hide** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:23 pm

Tomous wrote:2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.

I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.

I once had a massive gooseberry fool in a McDonald's toilet after around four days without going while on holiday in France.

Almost missed the ferry home but it was worth it.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Rocsteady** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:59 pm

How are you as regular people shitting 3-4 times a day? That's what I do but I have crohn's, sounds like loads to me without an illness.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **I Shot A Kid** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:00 am

Rocsteady wrote:How are you as regular people shitting 3-4 times a day? That's what I do but I have crohn's, sounds like loads to me without an illness.

I eat a lot of food. It's gotta go somewhere.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **Merry Christmous Everyone** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:28 am

If I go more than twice I consider it notable enough to tell the wife.

PostRe: Top Dumps by **I Shot A Kid** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:07 am

Will be interesting to see what happens now that I've shifted to a vegetarian diet. I'm expecting greater frequency and an even more impressive stench.

just had an urgent crap occur to me and ducked it up the stairs. thankfully, i had the wherewithal to lay some surface paper before taking a ride on splashback mountain.

4/10 not having a lot of fun

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