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PostRe: Top Dumps
by That » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:30 am

oh my god :lol: :fp:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Kezzer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:38 am

I am doing a gooseberry fool in an airport

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Kezzer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:39 am

Karl what did you expect? this is what the people want!

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Tomous wrote:Tell him to take his fake reality out of your virtual reality and strawberry float off


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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Rex Kramer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:40 am

The correct answer is Derby.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Kezzer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:43 am

strawberry floating hell! The forum tag is 'creative' :lol:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Kezzer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:03 pm

let us know when you are doing jobby water.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Blue Eyes » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:08 pm

I've done quite a few ghost gooseberry fools recently. Not many more satisfying little things in life than a pristine ring piece after punishing a toilet.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Snowcannon » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:39 pm

My top type of dump is one of those big log poos that require little-to-no wiping afterwards. Bonus points if the log is too big to flush

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Kezzer » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:40 pm

stugene_workShit.jpg

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by That » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:14 pm

Boss makes a dollar / I make a dime
That's why I sh.it / on company time

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Snowcannon » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:17 pm

Karl_ wrote:Boss makes a dollar / I make a dime
That's why I sh.it / on company time


You’re fired

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by That » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:19 pm

Snowcannon wrote:
Karl_ wrote:Boss makes a dollar / I make a dime
That's why I sh.it / on company time


You’re fired


:lol:

I am working from home today so I can poop as much as I want :datass:

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Mafro » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:21 pm

How embarrassing.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by That » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:31 pm

Mafro wrote:How embarrassing.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:47 pm

Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.

Yes, including right now.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Vermilion » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:18 pm

If this was on resetera, it would have ended up on our resetera thread.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by That » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:20 pm

We've never been less cringey than ResetEra, that thread is lying to itself

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Mafro » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:24 pm

"Does anyone else not wash there hands after slamming out a dump"

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Bunni » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:17 pm

I was putting my jacket in my locker in the ladies at work the other day and one of my colleagues came in. We were chatting and she went into the cubicle and I went back to work, only I got halfway down the corridor and realised I'd forgotten my notebook. So I popped back in to grab it out my locker, and was greeted by the foulest smell. I work in a care home for the elderly so bad smells don't usually bother me but this was horrific. And it Carried into the communal lockers, and the hallway and I could still smell it outside in the main corridor three doors behind.

Worse still I'm heavy footed and wear clip clop shows so it's really faking obvious that it was me that went back in.

Can't look her in the face now. She was crying before that and I found that dead awkward too.

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PostRe: Top Dumps
by Blue Eyes » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:20 pm

Bunni wrote:I was putting my jacket in my locker in the ladies at work the other day and one of my colleagues came in. We were chatting and she went into the cubicle and I went back to work, only I got halfway down the corridor and realised I'd forgotten my notebook. So I popped back in to grab it out my locker, and was greeted by the foulest smell. I work in a care home for the elderly so bad smells don't usually bother me but this was horrific. And it Carried into the communal lockers, and the hallway and I could still smell it outside in the main corridor three doors behind.

Worse still I'm heavy footed and wear clip clop shows so it's really faking obvious that it was me that went back in.

Can't look her in the face now. She was crying before that and I found that dead awkward too.

Maybe she was crying because she knew she was about to do a really smelly poo.


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