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Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:32 pm
by Qikz
As someone with IBS depending on the day I can be any one of those things in that chart.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:36 am
by Moggy
Had a type 5 earlier. Was quite satisfying.

6/10

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:53 pm
by Kezzer
:lol:

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:57 pm
by KingK
Is there a chart for the number of gooseberry fools in a 24hr period? I regularly manage 3, sometimes 4.

My mate with IBS reckons its double figures for him.

My missus struggles to do 1 per day.
My kids are 1-2 per day, depending on what they eat I think

And yes, I'm on my 3rd one of today

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:10 pm
by Victor Mildew
1 a day

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:18 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
I tend to have 3-4 a day.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:26 pm
by Ironhide
Qikz wrote:As someone with IBS depending on the day I can be any one of those things in that chart.


Same here.

Usually accompanied with explosive farts.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:27 pm
by Jezo
Guess I'll make a post since it's currently relevant.


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Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:56 pm
by Tomous
2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.


I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:43 am
by Qikz
KingK wrote:Is there a chart for the number of gooseberry fools in a 24hr period? I regularly manage 3, sometimes 4.

My mate with IBS reckons its double figures for him.


My missus struggles to do 1 per day.
My kids are 1-2 per day, depending on what they eat I think

And yes, I'm on my 3rd one of today


Jesus christ, I have IBS but I go max 2-3 times a day. Thank god I don't have to go double figures.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:37 am
by LewisD
Image

Work bog is freezing this morning!
Like s(h)itting on ice!

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:02 pm
by Vermilion
I do hope that someone was outside the cubicle when you took that shot, thus them hearing the camera shutter sound, and so are left thinking that you are some kind of toilet weirdo.

I do also hate it when it's freezing in the toilet though. ;)

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:15 pm
by Victor Mildew
LewisD wrote:Image

Work bog is freezing this morning!
Like s(h)itting on ice!


I see the toilet paper is in a handy fridge pack.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:21 pm
by Victor Mildew
Tomous wrote:2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.


I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.


I know that feeling well. I shat myself in the middle of the brothers cider field one day after forcing a fart out after 2 days of drinking cider. Luckily it was only the Thursday so I had time to recover, but I had to throw my boxers and that pair of jeans away :dread: I also think my mate who was with me came close to pissing himself laughing when this happend in front of him.

"....Oh strawberry float. Oh strawberry float! I've shat myself!"

"...what?!"

"I've strawberry floating shat myself"

"Oh shut up."

*shows already seeping gooseberry fool stain by crotch"

"AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

After cleaning myself up I went back to find him and he was still lying on the floor in tears :lol:

Poo story 2:

I went to.san Francisco with my parents for a week when I was 17 and I had a real complex about people knowing I was shitting, so.i held it for the whole week. A whole week of not shitting on American food :dread:

I only went when we got back home, and it was like trying to pass a bucket full of hardend concrete.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:23 pm
by Ironhide
Tomous wrote:2013.
Gordano Services, outside Bristol.
Sunday night after 5 days at Glastonbury without shitting.
It was painful but beautiful.


I can only assume the cubicle was put into early retirement afterwards.


I once had a massive gooseberry fool in a McDonald's toilet after around four days without going while on holiday in France.

Almost missed the ferry home but it was worth it.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:59 pm
by Rocsteady
How are you as regular people shitting 3-4 times a day? That's what I do but I have crohn's, sounds like loads to me without an illness.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:00 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Rocsteady wrote:How are you as regular people shitting 3-4 times a day? That's what I do but I have crohn's, sounds like loads to me without an illness.

I eat a lot of food. It's gotta go somewhere.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:28 am
by Tomous
If I go more than twice I consider it notable enough to tell the wife.

Re: Top Dumps

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:07 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Will be interesting to see what happens now that I've shifted to a vegetarian diet. I'm expecting greater frequency and an even more impressive stench.