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Snowcannon
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Snowcannon » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:51 pm
Mr. Sis Boom Bah wrote: Snowcannon wrote: My top type of dump is one of those big log poos that require little-to-no wiping afterwards. Bonus points if the log is too big to flush
I hope you wipe anyway, just for luck?
Of course, gotta do an insurance wipe
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Moggy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:32 pm
Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Preezy » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:02 pm
LewisD wrote: >One square folder into quarters into a small square to dab the wee from the willy.
Crucial part of the process that goes unreported in mainstream poo journalism.
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Qikz » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:24 pm
Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
The Watching Artist wrote: I feel so inept next to Qikz...
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Moggy » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:34 pm
Qikz wrote: Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:40 pm
Moggy wrote: Qikz wrote: Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
I am literally pooing right now
.
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Moggy » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:51 pm
Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Moggy wrote: Qikz wrote: Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
I am literally pooing right now
.
Which type?
Vermilion
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by LewisD » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:55 pm
Moggy wrote: Qikz wrote: Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
Mine is always a 50/50 mix of #3 and #5...
That
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Rocsteady » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:24 pm
Karl_ wrote: I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.
Eat better
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by That » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:29 pm
Rocsteady wrote: Karl_ wrote: I usually have to struggle to get a big piece of Type 1 out, then there'll be a flood of Type 7 that was behind it.
Eat better
who is screaming "eat better" at my house? show yourself, coward. i will never eat better
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by LewisD » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:48 pm
Bunni wrote: we kept a fruit bowl of condoms and KY picked up on placements in the kitchen. Promoting responsible sex in uni from out wee flat
It's things like this that make me wish I'd gone to uni, it always sounds fun.
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Post Re: Top Dumps
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:24 pm
Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Moggy wrote: Qikz wrote: Moggy wrote: Oblomov Boblomov wrote: Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo. Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
I am literally pooing right now
.
Which type?
I'm a pretty consistent 2.5er
.
Often it will be accompanied by huge reserves of gas and urine. I actually really enjoy going to the toilet, because it usually feels so damn good.
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