Moggy wrote:Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Moggy wrote:Qikz wrote:Moggy wrote:Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pretty much at any point during standard working hours, if I'm posting, I'm doing so while having a poo.
Yes, including right now.
We are bringing in the Bristol score which will penalise work shitters like you.
That has to be a joke, people can't help pooping. It's unhealthy to hold it in as well.
It was a joke based partially on Oblo’s love of the Bradford score and the Bristol stool chart.
I am literally pooing right now
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Which type?
I'm a pretty consistent 2.5er
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Often it will be accompanied by huge reserves of gas and urine. I actually really enjoy going to the toilet, because it usually feels so damn good.