Trick or Treaters...

Zenigame wrote:Another time I got given cigarettes I didn't even smoke. They were all out of sweets and the guy asked if I smoked and would accept cigarettes. I said I did and he gave me ten.

Serious? that's hilarious!

Jaxley wrote:

Zenigame wrote:As the woman was giving us "candy" the shed door swung open and a man wearing a hockey mask came running out WITH A REAL strawberry floating CHAINSAW and proceeded to chase us away from the house. That gooseberry fool is probably illegal.

That's pretty funny, if a bit sad that he was sat in there waiting for kids to turn up.

Funny? No.

strawberry floating terrifying and mentally scarring? Yes.

J-Preezy wrote:

Zenigame wrote:Another time I got given cigarettes I didn't even smoke. They were all out of sweets and the guy asked if I smoked and would accept cigarettes. I said I did and he gave me ten.

Serious? that's hilarious!

That's Scotland for you.


Edit - oh and I sold them to my mum.

Zenigame wrote:

Jaxley wrote:

Zenigame wrote:As the woman was giving us "candy" the shed door swung open and a man wearing a hockey mask came running out WITH A REAL strawberry floating CHAINSAW and proceeded to chase us away from the house. That gooseberry fool is probably illegal.

That's pretty funny, if a bit sad that he was sat in there waiting for kids to turn up.

Funny? No.

strawberry floating terrifying and mentally scarring? Yes.

Effective though, I imagine you never went back there again


*takes notes*

I remember going trick or treating when I was 9 or 10 we knocked on one door and got a rant from a scary old woman saying one day we are going to kill someone with our Halloween costumes and pestering them. Then starting going on about the government and how police should roam the street and arrest all trick or treaters. Then slammed the door in our faces. We left with empty candy bags and just a little bit disturbed.

I go and spend halloween at my nan's she lives in a converted church and still have the graves in her front garden so we don't really get trick or treaters me and my brother hide behind the graves and scare anyone who comes near it's great fun

Wykesie wrote:I remember going trick or treating when I was 9 or 10 we knocked on one door and got a rant from a scary old woman saying one day we are going to kill someone with our Halloween costumes and pestering them. Then starting going on about the government and how police should roam the street and arrest all trick or treaters. Then slammed the door in our faces. We left with empty candy bags and just a little bit disturbed.

I go and spend halloween at my nan's she lives in a converted church and still have the graves in her front garden so we don't really get trick or treaters me and my brother hide behind the graves and scare anyone who comes near it's great fun

Do you still have the bodies in them!!!???

That sounds like an amazing halloween!

Zenigame wrote:

Jaxley wrote:

Zenigame wrote:As the woman was giving us "candy" the shed door swung open and a man wearing a hockey mask came running out WITH A REAL strawberry floating CHAINSAW and proceeded to chase us away from the house. That gooseberry fool is probably illegal.

That's pretty funny, if a bit sad that he was sat in there waiting for kids to turn up.

Funny? No.

strawberry floating terrifying and mentally scarring? Yes.

Sorry, I should've mentioned.

Funny for me.

Vesp wrote:
Do you still have the bodies in them!!!???

That sounds like an amazing halloween!

haha yeah the bodies are still there its something to do with how old they are now and they weren't allowed to be moved, was a bit scary at first but now you don't really notice or bothered by it.

haha yeah it's a great laugh every year. we make the place look pretty spooky too with lanterns and stuff

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Do you still have the bodies in them!!!???

That sounds like an amazing halloween!

haha yeah the bodies are still there its something to do with how old they are now and they weren't allowed to be moved, was a bit scary at first but now you don't really notice or bothered by it.

haha yeah it's a great laugh every year. we make the place look pretty spooky too with lanterns and stuff

Damn I jealous!! You going this year?

Vesp wrote:

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Do you still have the bodies in them!!!???

That sounds like an amazing halloween!

haha yeah the bodies are still there its something to do with how old they are now and they weren't allowed to be moved, was a bit scary at first but now you don't really notice or bothered by it.

haha yeah it's a great laugh every year. we make the place look pretty spooky too with lanterns and stuff

Damn I jealous!! You going this year?

haha hell yeah then going on to a costume party as poison ivy a bit later in the night so may dress up early just to scare the kids more

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Do you still have the bodies in them!!!???

That sounds like an amazing halloween!

haha yeah the bodies are still there its something to do with how old they are now and they weren't allowed to be moved, was a bit scary at first but now you don't really notice or bothered by it.

haha yeah it's a great laugh every year. we make the place look pretty spooky too with lanterns and stuff

Damn I jealous!! You going this year?

haha hell yeah then going on to a costume party as poison ivy a bit later in the night so may dress up early just to scare the kids more

Damn, I miss halloween Too old now for anything! Except themed raves...

Vesp wrote:
Damn, I miss halloween Too old now for anything! Except themed raves...

can never get too old for halloween!

trelliz wrote:I know i'm all like:

Awesome.

I'm with you actually. I'd probably give 'em something, but clearly state that this means they can't come back again, even on Halloween.

Never celebrated Halloween myself. Pile of gooseberry fool. Making too much effort with fancy dress is just lame beyond belief.

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Damn, I miss halloween Too old now for anything! Except themed raves...

can never get too old for halloween!

Well its a little creepy at 21 when I go trick or treating

Vesp wrote:

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Damn, I miss halloween Too old now for anything! Except themed raves...

can never get too old for halloween!

Well its a little creepy at 21 when I go trick or treating

haha actually true ok but you're not to old to dress up go out and have a good night

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:

Wykesie wrote:

Vesp wrote:
Damn, I miss halloween Too old now for anything! Except themed raves...

can never get too old for halloween!

Well its a little creepy at 21 when I go trick or treating

haha actually true ok but you're not to old to dress up go out and have a good night

I'd love too, but I'd be alone! Might try and find a party around London, has to be one!!

Vesp wrote:
I'd love too, but I'd be alone! Might try and find a party around London, has to be one!!

I'm sure something is going down in London town!

I might just go on som Jack the Ripper fun if not

I had an experience similar to Zenigame when I was living in the states. Some asshole sat on his rocking chair dressed up as something spooky, but it looked really fake.

So I walk upto the door and the person in the chair comes alive and runs at me Bricks were shat.

Halloween in America was amazing, I used to be able to fill two big bags with sweets. Om nom nom.

killaroo wrote:I had an experience similar to Zenigame when I was living in the states. Some asshole sat on his rocking chair dressed up as something spooky, but it looked really fake.

So I walk upto the door and the person in the chair comes alive and runs at me Bricks were shat.

Halloween in America was amazing, I used to be able to fill two big bags with sweets. Om nom nom.

Ah, the old "Pretend to be a dummy and sit still in a chair then scare the strawberry floating gooseberry fool out of children when the approach" trick.

Yep. Fell for that one several times too. strawberry floating yanks and their child scaring ways. But like you said you got a lot of sweets which just about made up for the years of haunting dreams and therapy.