Ubi E3 host Aisha Tyler tells trolls to 'Go f**k themselves'

Aisha Tyler, Facebook wrote:

I play.

I've played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks' allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy's underoos.

I've been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don't know.

I've been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker's.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn't do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I've dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy's Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn't count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

mummy strawberry floater, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I'm a gamer.

I don't do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don't do it for the fame.

strawberry float fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don't give out my gamertag because I don't want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don't give a gooseberry fool what you think about my gamerscore.

I don't play to prove a point.

I don't play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I've been playing my whole life.

I'm not ashamed of it.

I don't apologize for it.

It's who I am.

To the core.

I'm a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don't play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I'll still be playing when your mom's kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

go strawberry float yourselves

http://www.facebook.com/aishatyler

I guess GAF doesn't like Girl Wood.

Games shown were great, she was very nice, script was diabolical.

How rude.

Gaf get all the press :roll:

The constantly-interrupting-youtube guy was a million times worse.

Don't get me started on those shootmania weirdos.

I thought the consensus on here anyway was that she did a good job?

bear wrote:I thought the consensus on here anyway was that she did a good job?

I thought she did a solid job. That knob from Youtube on the other hand.

Big deal, she's a gamer. She's still got a face a dog wouldn't lick, though.

Buffalo wrote:She's still got a face a dog wouldn't lick, though.

Faaaaark off.

suzzopher wrote:
bear wrote:I thought the consensus on here anyway was that she did a good job?

I thought she did a solid job. That knob from Youtube on the other hand.

Tobuscus did a great job. :wub:

Tch, any standards would be good, amigo.
(She'd beat me at everything)

A photo of an ugly woman, yesterday.

KKLEIN wrote:

A photo of an ugly woman, yesterday.

She probably can kick my ass on Halo. I'm terrible at Halo.

I'll probs get it in when it's sub-£20.

It was probably one of the best hosted conferences I've ever seen at E3.

The thread on GAF full of insecure twats is hilarious http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478206

Buffalo wrote:I'll probs get it in when it's sub-£20.

She's worth more than 20 quid.

She was fine. That guy on the other hand...

Buffalo wrote:Big deal, she's a gamer. She's still got a face a dog wouldn't lick, though.

Biggest ''I don't like black chicks '' post ever.

She is hot.

Dblock wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Big deal, she's a gamer. She's still got a face a dog wouldn't lick, though.

Biggest ''I don't like black chicks '' post ever.

Are you implying that I'm a racist?

Buffalo wrote:Are you implying that I'm a racist?

Time to use those new "BAWWWW, someone online said something bad about me!" laws that are coming into effect....

Ubi E3 host Aisha Tyler tells trolls to 'Go f**k themselves'

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