Ugh. Poorly. Cheer me up, please, GRcade

I hate being ill. Hate it. Particularly when it's that kind of ill that really stops you doing anything that requires any effort. If I was a different kind of ill, I'd be making LBP levels today, but my body doesn't have the energy to do anything but type. A bit. Bah.

So, yeah, I'm feeling a bit crappy, boo hoo. But I'd really appreciate it if those who don't hate me could please post funny things here to make me laugh. I like to think that some of you will take on this challenge.

Particularly as I will award a small prize to the winner - i.e. the one who makes me chuckle the most.

Thanks for listening.

*dies*

Hero of Canton

I believe we do have a "How are you feeling today" thread. Meh, I feel like gooseberry fool today too, although for different reasons.

Try and name as many bands as you can with colours in their name.

That'll keep you occupied for hours.

A girl at work today casually informed me that she had been working on her gag reflex. I spat tea everywhere.

Fatal Exception wrote:I believe we do have a "How are you feeling today" thread. Meh, I feel like gooseberry fool today too, although for different reasons.

Still rough mate?

I share your pain.

Denster wrote:A girl at work today casually informed me that she had been working on her gag reflex. I spat tea everywhere.

What reason can you have for doing that, other than sword swallowing or pork sword swallowing?

Denster wrote:A girl at work today casually informed me that she had been working on her gag reflex. I spat tea everywhere.

Well, you do have a magnificently domed head. No, I mean it. How did you get it so wonderfully shaped?

Denster wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:I believe we do have a "How are you feeling today" thread. Meh, I feel like gooseberry fool today too, although for different reasons.

Still rough mate?

I share your pain.

Maybe later, My lunch ended 5 minutes ago.

Play with your wang.

If you PM me your address I can send you a DVD (Dragons of Autumn Twilight US version) tomorrow if you like.

I got an extra copy after postage took ages and they said it had been lost in the post only to arrive months later

. Its yours if you want it matey.

Man City is now the richest football club in the world! :lol:

This will do the trick:

As promised: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1165&p=113075#p113075

I read the title as "Poor. Ugly." I was like, don't be so hard on yourself.

Crazy antics in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I was once so poorly I was in hospital.

When I woke up from the anaesthetic a nurse showed me a cardboard bottle and said that I could pee in it.

I told her I would need something with a wider neck.

She laughed.

In pity, I think.

Hero of Canton wrote:I hate being ill. Hate it. Particularly when it's that kind of ill that really stops you doing anything that requires any effort. If I was a different kind of ill, I'd be making LBP levels today, but my body doesn't have the energy to do anything but type. A bit. Bah.

So, yeah, I'm feeling a bit crappy, boo hoo. But I'd really appreciate it if those who don't hate me could please post funny things here to make me laugh. I like to think that some of you will take on this challenge.

Particularly as I will award a small prize to the winner - i.e. the one who makes me chuckle the most.

Thanks for listening.

*dies*

Hero of Canton

Have a wank.

If Eli Porter can't cheer you up then your sense of humour is also poorly, mayne.

I had my first lecture for Games Design & Production, once in the right building I managed to slip down the stairs and land painfully on my bum, thankfully only two people saw me. :oops:

It may have been raining on my way there, the stairs may have been slippy, but personally I blame myself for dying my hair blonde a few days ago :oops:

Ugh. Poorly. Cheer me up, please, GRcade

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