UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Squinty » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:14 am

Wankers unite!!!!

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Dowbocop » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:20 am

Good news, happy mothers (teaching babysitters how to ride dick full scene 1080p) day!

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Lime » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:32 am

Anyone not comfortable inputting their personal data online can buy what's been dubbed as a porn pass.
They'll be available from corner shops who will verify a customer's age and sell them a voucher with a code. That code can then be put into a porn website instead of a user's personal data.



Classic. I'm so happy that a whole new generation will have an illicit thrill equivalent to when you buy your first jazz mag from a newsagent. I thought those days were gone since the internet took over.


The relief when the transaction was over, no-one you knew had spotted you, and you wrapped the mag in whatever boring newspaper you'd grabbed to disguise it with. The endorphin rush!

Ah, those were the days. Couldn't give a monkeys now.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Saint of Killers » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:36 am

Holy gooseberry fool at the state of that delay :lol:

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Dual » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:58 am

Going to wait until I've got the house to myself later to celebrate.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Nibble » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:18 pm

Seems appropriate, somewhat, that the government are, ahem, edging towards their objective.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:26 pm

Cool!

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by LewisD » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:38 pm

MILF porn to celebrate? Seeing as it's mother's day after all...

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Wedgie » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:58 pm

So it would be a holy wank on the eve of Easter?

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by DarkRula » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:42 pm

Spoiler Alert: It'll be delayed again.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Knoyleo » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:48 pm

15 July is the new proposed roll out date

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47960775

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Squinty » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:55 pm

This government needs to strawberry float right off.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until Easter 2020
by Moggy » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:04 pm

Squinty wrote:This government needs to strawberry float right off.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:14 pm

For strawberry float's sake :lol: :dread: :cry:


(This exact post seems to work well in response to updates relating to political issues at the moment.)

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by Karl_ » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:24 pm

Can't believe anyone would criticise this, it's all "civil rights" this and "blackmail hackers" that, won't SOMEBODY just, PLEASE!!! think of the CHILDREN??? :cry: :cry: :cry:

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by rinks » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:26 pm

By all means think of the children. But don’t image search them.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by KK » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:41 pm

Just think, lots of teenagers will now be able to download Tor and have that authentic dial-up porn experience.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by DarkRula » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:02 pm

I'm pretty sure you can find image scans of Playboy from a Google search. And I don't think searching toyboy will help much either.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by Karl_ » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:29 pm

It won't stop anyone who wants to watch porn anonymously from doing so. It is just an excuse to 1. create a bit of moral panic out in the Tory villages 2. track people even more invasively and 3. beef up the country's internet censorship capabilities.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by LewisD » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:53 pm

So... Do I have to buy a license soon then?

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