UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until July 2019
by Lex-Man » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:53 pm

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KK wrote:They’re really struggling to get it up.


:lol:


I've got a natural remedy I bought off this site that'll sort them out.

EDIT: Probably shouldn't have hired a porn company to build the porn block in the first place.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:16 pm

They've really unsuspecting milf enjoys an interracial gangbang'd this up, haven't they, thank strawberry float :datass:.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Saint of Killers » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:26 pm

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Lex-Man » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:35 pm

That's one dumb blonde I don't want to see in that taxi.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by KK » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:01 pm

Attempts to view porn from Parliament's computers are being kept SECRET 'to stop MPs from falling victim to hackers'

Attempts to access porn from Parliamentary computers are being kept secret to stop MPs falling victim to hackers.

For years the Commons has routinely disclosed information on websites viewed from its network.

The details have often proved highly embarrassing - revealing that up to 200,000 bids to surf X-rated sites have been blocked a year.

The authorities have always argued that most of the efforts to view porn were inadvertent or down to so-called malware.

However, information is now being suppressed on the grounds that it 'may present a security risk if it were to remain publicly accessible'.

Previous responses to FoI requests giving details of the sites viewed have also been deleted from the Parliamentary transparency log.

The protections at Westminster have been dramatically stepped up in the wake of a huge cyber attack two years ago.

Systems have been improved and MPs and peers have been urged to take precautions such as toughening passwords.

But security expert Graham Cluley told MailOnline: 'How is it a security risk to know that a bunch of (predominantly) middle-aged white guys prefer to browse for porn in the office rather than on their home PCs (where their wives might notice)?'

Mr Cluley suggested it would be fairly obvious to hackers what kind of sites MPs and thousands of other computer users on the Parliamentary estate would visit.

'The bad guys don't discriminate about the sites they infect, and will often target websites that they know their potential victims are likely to visit... imagine, for instance, how much traffic political gossip message boards, or the likes of Guido Fawkes are likely to receive from inside the Houses of Parliament.'

He added: 'I just hope those computers are protected with up-to-date anti-virus, are regularly patched, and that the MPs aren't being dumb with their passwords.'

The Daily Mail commenters have it right for once: WANKERS.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by OrangeRKN » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:07 pm

He added: 'I just hope those computers are protected with up-to-date anti-virus, are regularly patched, and that the MPs aren't being dumb with their passwords.'


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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Garth » Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:23 pm

Dead:

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Lex-Man » Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:27 pm

Garth wrote:Dead:


I thought it got scraped a while ago.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Lagamorph » Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:37 pm

By "hits kinks" they mean that MPs found their kinks would get blocked

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by KK » Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:06 pm

Lagamorph wrote:By "hits kinks" they mean that Boris Johnson found his kinks would get blocked.

Fixed.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification delayed until at least October 2019
by Gemini73 » Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:21 pm

"So with this legislation in place I can't watch what ever porn I like and with total impunity?"

"No".

"Scrap it then"

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by KK » Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:25 pm

Like Brexit, there were ultimately just too many wankers in parliament to make it feasible.

Now all we have left of this misstep are the mammaries.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Moggy » Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:36 pm

The one good thing about having sexmad Johnson in charge. :lol:

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by KK » Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:44 pm

Boris heard about this and realised it wasn't going to win him any general erections.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Preezy » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:19 pm

A victory for grot :toot:

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:16 pm

Hallefuckinglujah!


Genuinely the best news we've had for years :toot:.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Vermilion » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:21 pm

I'm guessing Boris didn't want to have to prove his age either.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:00 pm

I might have a celebratory wank.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by KK » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:33 pm


Or maybe DIANE parents could, oh I dunno, turn on parental controls. Or should that be leave them turned on, seeing as ISP’s now have them on as standard.

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PostRe: UK Government’s implementation of ‘porn pass' age verification scheme scrapped entirely
by Karl_ » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:08 am

I hate it when Labour figures use dumb populist-right rhetoric. You don't beat the right by reinforcing their messaging. They ought to know better than that.

I have to say though that Abbott's misplaced point-scoring is pretty much neither here nor there, it was a Tory proposal and the entire shambles is a Tory embarrassment.


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