Return of the Dead: UK Government’s ‘porn pass' age verification scheme is back in the game

Wankers unite!!!!

Good news, happy mothers (teaching babysitters how to ride dick full scene 1080p) day!

Anyone not comfortable inputting their personal data online can buy what's been dubbed as a porn pass.
They'll be available from corner shops who will verify a customer's age and sell them a voucher with a code. That code can then be put into a porn website instead of a user's personal data.

Classic. I'm so happy that a whole new generation will have an illicit thrill equivalent to when you buy your first jazz mag from a newsagent. I thought those days were gone since the internet took over.

The relief when the transaction was over, no-one you knew had spotted you, and you wrapped the mag in whatever boring newspaper you'd grabbed to disguise it with. The endorphin rush!

Ah, those were the days. Couldn't give a monkeys now.

Holy gooseberry fool at the state of that delay :lol:

Going to wait until I've got the house to myself later to celebrate.

Seems appropriate, somewhat, that the government are, ahem, edging towards their objective.

Cool!

*Has a wank*

*Realises I'm in a pub*

MILF porn to celebrate? Seeing as it's mother's day after all...

So it would be a holy wank on the eve of Easter?

Spoiler Alert: It'll be delayed again.

15 July is the new proposed roll out date

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47960775

This government needs to strawberry float right off.

Squinty wrote:This government needs to strawberry float right off.

For strawberry float's sake :lol:

(This exact post seems to work well in response to updates relating to political issues at the moment.)

Can't believe anyone would criticise this, it's all "civil rights" this and "blackmail hackers" that, won't SOMEBODY just, PLEASE!!! think of the CHILDREN??? :cry:

By all means think of the children. But don’t image search them.

Just think, lots of teenagers will now be able to download Tor and have that authentic dial-up porn experience.

I'm pretty sure you can find image scans of Playboy from a Google search. And I don't think searching toyboy will help much either.

It won't stop anyone who wants to watch porn anonymously from doing so. It is just an excuse to 1. create a bit of moral panic out in the Tory villages 2. track people even more invasively and 3. beef up the country's internet censorship capabilities.

So... Do I have to buy a license soon then?

Return of the Dead: UK Government’s ‘porn pass' age verification scheme is back in the game

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