UKTV and stuff

[KK]

Yep, I'm going with him too.

I think when she said 'how can you not see what's happening right under your nose' it was foreshadowing.

[rudderless]

Yep, I'm going with him too.

I think when she said 'how can you not see what's happening right under your nose' it was foreshadowing.

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought when I heard her say that. Plus, Susan could easily have mistaken one bald guy from another at night from a distance. I think the kid's in on it, too - he hated Danny because he was blackmailing his dad for some reason (hence the money). Perhaps his dad's having an affair, too, or was dealing drugs.

[KK]

Wish they'd do a full series of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.

Rachel Riley drawing a massive cock and balls on tonight's episode was hilarious.

[Memento Mori]

"#Broadchurch tonight - don't miss the beginning and please watch to the very, very end. Thanks for joining us on the ride."

Post-credits scene?

[The Watching Artist]

Bill Bailey.

[KK]

Broadchurch then. Got it right!

[Memento Mori]

Yeah but I didn't guess the motive.

[rudderless]

"#Broadchurch tonight - don't miss the beginning and please watch to the very, very end. Thanks for joining us on the ride."

Post-credits scene?

Nah, it just said Broadchurch will return.

Good final ep, even if the reveal was predictable. But by focusing on the aftermath rather than the whodunnit, it was still great telly. Slightly too neat, perhaps, but some sublime acting from the main players.

[Saint of Killers]

Italian Crime Drama called Corleone starts on Sky Arts 1 tonight at 10pm about the rise of Toto Riina. Promo here - http://skyarts.sky.com/corleone-promo

Loving this.

Latest episode of HIGMNFY (Warwick Davis) was funniest one in ages.

Channel 5 sale talks...

Yes!

...denied by Richard Desmond

Bastard.

Channel 5 sale talks denied by Richard Desmond

ITV sources confirm informal approach, but owner Desmond's Northern & Shell denies any formal discussions


http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/24/channel-5-sale-denied-richard-desmond

[KK]

Ben Elton's new comedy The Wright Way is one of the worst sitcoms I've seen in years and years. I can understand why it's launched with practically no fanfare and been given the 10:35 slot, as it's absolutely rotten.

At least The Royal Bodyguard (David Jason) could be enjoyed by children.

[Memento Mori]

Digital Spy has assembled the worst seven jokes from that ep:

A joke about the length of time women spend in the bathroom
"What is the point of being a lesbian if you continue to act like a normal woman?"

A joke about being anal with dishwashers
"Everything is in the wrong place."
"They are dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Where do you want them? In the fridge?"

A joke about the French?
"As if I'd wash my backside in the sink. I'm not French."

A fart gag
"I'd get more hot air flow wafting my trousers if I stood behind a flatulent hamster."

A knob gag
"I'm drying my trousers because they got a bit wet when Clive pressed the knob too hard."

Another knob gag
"Have you seen him in Spandex? It's like a third leg."

Witty and sparkling dialogue
"Tax pays for the NHS."
"That's wrong because the NHS is free… Duh."

[Monkey Man]

Filming of the 2nd series is starting very soon - http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... 90711.html

[PCCD]

Vicious was actually funny. ITV made a funny sitcom, ITV!

[Memento Mori]

Ben Elton's new comedy The Wright Way is one of the worst sitcoms I've seen in years and years. I can understand why it's launched with practically no fanfare and been given the 10:35 slot, as it's absolutely rotten.

Five minutes in, this is indeed one of the worst things I've ever seen on television. And I watched the entire first season of The Following.

[PCCD]

Ben Elton's new comedy The Wright Way is one of the worst sitcoms I've seen in years and years. I can understand why it's launched with practically no fanfare and been given the 10:35 slot, as it's absolutely rotten.

Five minutes in, this is indeed one of the worst things I've ever seen on television. And I watched the entire first season of The Following.

Lasted longer than me, I'm planning to write to the BBC to see if I can get my two minutes back.

[Fatal Exception]

10 O clock Live is pretty loud tonight.

Janet Street Porter moans about class warfare, then insults the upper class. It doesn't work like that love.

[KK]

Ben Elton's new comedy The Wright Way is one of the worst sitcoms I've seen in years and years. I can understand why it's launched with practically no fanfare and been given the 10:35 slot, as it's absolutely rotten.

Five minutes in, this is indeed one of the worst things I've ever seen on television. And I watched the entire first season of The Following.

Lasted longer than me, I'm planning to write to the BBC to see if I can get my two minutes back.

Opening 8 minutes, and two already unfunny jokes are worn the strawberry float out completely. An overfilled bin bag which he couldn't remove from a bin, and a replacement for conkers ("bonkers") in which he wanted rating on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most fun.

What the hell has happened to Ben Elton.

[Alvin Flummux]

He must've had a brain aneurin.

[Monkey Man]

BBC announce 2 Page Eight sequels to complete the trilogy - http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/christo ... ore-490736

[Memento Mori]

Lee Mack and Catherine Tate are going to be in an Everybody loves Raymond remake.

Comic stars Lee Mack and Catherine Tate are to appear in a British remake of hit US sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.

The Smiths, to be set in Cheshire, follows a successful sportswriter who lives across the street from his overbearing parents and older brother.

The BBC One pilot, written by Mack, is being produced by Silver River, the team behind BBC comedy Pulling.

Everybody Loves Raymond, which starred Ray Romano, ran on the CBS network from 1996 to 2005 and won 15 Emmy Awards.

The UK pilot will be a reunion for Tate and Mack, who appeared together in a live sketch show at the Edinburgh Fringe in 1999 before going on to become national stars.

Tate is now known for her BBC sketch show and her role as Donna Noble in Doctor Who. She also recently joined the cast of David Walliams' Big School, a comedy about the dysfunctional staff of a secondary school.

Mack can currently be seen on BBC One in the sixth series of his hit sitcom Not Going Out.

The pair will record the pilot in front of a live audience on 28 May.