'Uncharted' Film - Seth Gordon quits, new creative direction

I just hope it looks as good as Forza 3.

Father Christmas wrote:His teenage daughter is all miserable and doesn't want to get involved with the family business.She's fed up of moving from school to school especially since she met Brad and will now have to leave him to. She has to make a life changing decision at the end of the movie which brings her closer to her Dad and affects their FAMILY DYNAMIC forever.

Only thing is, Brad is in fact the ancient treasure of Atlantis. Drake has been searching for this since he was 3 months old. But is unaware his daughter has run off with his life long obsession .

OR OR OR, right, get this, he is JUST about to get the treasure right, but THEN his FAMILY DYNAMIC is affected by BAD GUYS so he has to make a decision THE AND THEN on which to have (in a shameless rip off of the grail bit from indy 3).

THEN just as they're back home, FAMILY DYNAMIC intact, he reveals he REALLY DID GET THE TREASURE LOL!!!111111one

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Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:I just hope it looks as good as Forza 3.

Quick, to the GT5 thread!

Don't forget the hilarious scene where they have a big family argument about Haley Drake's new boyfriend...IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOOTOUT!!!

lol

Now I am less optimistic about this. :lol:

Oh and I want to see his son take control of a plane and for Nate to say "How'd you learn to fly one of these things?" His son Nate Jr "On my Xbox dad" "Yeah that thing sounds like a jet engine" *troll face at the camera*

Drake's youngest son wants to be just like his Dad, but he's wheel chair bound (SYMPATHY DYNAMIC). The FAMILY DYNAMIC is tested when the Drake's have to climb up 500 steps of an ancient Greek temple with no DDA compliant elevator insight. Nathan has to decide what's more important, the treasure or his family?

I'm looking forward to the coda where Nathan and his wife Nancy get captured by the bad guys and it's up to Haley and her brother Jarod to rescue them...with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

Drake finds out that his father is in fact his son, he founds this out as his son falls into a time tunnel in the city of Atlantis. His dad then grabs Drake back from jumping in after him and says "It's ok dad, I've never left your side"

An argument between Nathan and Elena divides the FAMILY DYNAMIC. Elena leaves for home, distressed that the treasure is taking over Nathan's life. Going on without his partner, Nathan ends up in a cliff hanger situation (DANGER DYNAMIC.) Luckily a friendly face is there to lend him a hand*.

*It's Elena

oh and don't foget that the daughter's boyfriend is BLACK (in a hilarious throwback to 80's films where casual racism was OK), but thats not the issue. The ISSUE is that this hip youngster is showing drake up at EVERYTHING, leading to a shift in the FAMILY DYNAMIC. Drake gets narky and accused of being racist, but the BIG reveal is that he secretly likes all the hip hop music and they finish the film by going for some KFC (with an argument over who pays the bill!!!!!111111one)

This thread :lol:

Nathan Drake founds out that Elena's father is Hiroshi Yamauchi. Nate finds his FAMILY DYNAMIC is in trouble as Yamauchi is the man with the key to the Mushroom Kingdom. Nate has been searching for a way into the Mushroom Kingdom all his life but can he risk the FAMILY DYNAMIC for plundering the realms of the Mushroom Kingdom?

The opening shot is a stalker following a young girl through a shopping mall, watching her talk to her friends, buy clothes (the shadowy figure getting closer and closer using stunning acrobatics to move around the mall) until the young girl meets her hip black boyfriend. The music builds to a crashing crescendo until...

"Isn't that your Dad?"

YES IT WAS NATHAN FOLLOWING HIS DAUGHTER ALL ALONG! HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh Marky Mark.

The black boyfriend is unaware of who his girlfriend dad is. So Nate decides to sabotage the relationship by getting in with his crew.

"s'up bro?"

There's a running joke about "popping a cap in someone's ass." Nathan just can't get it right!

"I'm going to pop into his ass!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!"

Taffy Xmas! wrote:There's a running joke about "popping a cap in someone's ass." Nathan just can't get it right!

"I'm going to pop into his ass!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!"

Daaaaaayyyyuummmm

*During a pitched gun-battle*

"What is it with those low slung pants?"
"Not the best time honey!"
"I mean, who needs that much real estate for their crotch?"

*Ricochet makes HILARIOUS badumtssh sound*

'Uncharted' Film - Seth Gordon quits, new creative direction

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