Uncontrollable Gas

Hilariously, I also went to a buffet today and ate too much. I just took a dump that lasted 20 minutes. I feel like I went through something. My stomach hurts. My farts are lethal.

Sprouty wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Sprouty wrote:I'm at a baby shower and have eaten too much buffet food. I'm struggling to control my gas. Thankfully it's relatively odourless, but this situation can be very tricky, especially in small work meetings, etc.

When did you last have uncontrollable gas and how much trouble did it get you in to?

You may have a cold.

Oh
My
God

I have had a really bunged up nose over the last couple of days.

Could I have left a noticeable trail?!

In every sense of the word, yes.