US Politics 3 - Trump found guilty on all 34 counts

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Preezy** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:55 pm

Yeah "Skid Row" in LA is ginormous, very sad.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Peter Crisp** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:04 pm

But the US is the greatest country in the history of the world?

The only reason someone is poor in the US is laziness.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Alvin Flummux** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:16 pm

Nancy Pelosi's district is in L.A., or S.F., I think. That she has done precisely strawberry float all to alleviate or eliminate the homelessness in her area is telling.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Moggy** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:24 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:Nancy Pelosi's district is in L.A., or S.F., I think. That she has done precisely strawberry float all to alleviate or eliminate the homelessness in her area is telling.

She's worth tens of millions. Why would she give a gooseberry fool?

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Alvin Flummux** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:48 pm

Moggy wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Nancy Pelosi's district is in L.A., or S.F., I think. That she has done precisely strawberry float all to alleviate or eliminate the homelessness in her area is telling.

She's worth tens of millions. Why would she give a gooseberry fool?

It's her job to give a gooseberry fool.

But thanks to Citizens United et al, most of her and every other Congressperson's time is spent soliciting donations from the rich.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Moggy** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:53 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Nancy Pelosi's district is in L.A., or S.F., I think. That she has done precisely strawberry float all to alleviate or eliminate the homelessness in her area is telling.

She's worth tens of millions. Why would she give a gooseberry fool?

It's her job to give a gooseberry fool.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Preezy** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:25 am

Rejoice everyone, drink it in - Teflon Don's last day in power - I hope he gets diarrhoea and has to spend most of it on the toilet.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Jenuall** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:27 am

When do we hear about all of the complete arseholes he's pardoned then?

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **aayl1** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:27 am

Someone warm up the pardon counting machine.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Moggy** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:28 am

Jenuall wrote:When do we hear about all of the complete arseholes he's pardoned then?

When you see R Kelly heading to the nearest school.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **aayl1** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:29 am

I'm trying to get to a pardon/ Par-Don joke, referencing Trump's love of golf (par) and the first three letters of his name but can't quite get there.

Let's workshop this guys.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Jenuall** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:34 am

aayl1 wrote:I'm trying to get to a pardon/ Par-Don joke, referencing Trump's love of golf (par) and the first three letters of his name but can't quite get there.

Let's workshop this guys.

It's only worth it if we can work in something about Birdie/Jailbird in there as well

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Jenuall** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:35 am

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:When do we hear about all of the complete arseholes he's pardoned then?

When you see R Kelly heading to the nearest school.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Victor Mildew** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:36 am

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:When do we hear about all of the complete arseholes he's pardoned then?

When you see R Kelly heading to the nearest school.

Taking the (a) piss

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Memento Mori** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:39 am

Supposedly Guiliani is not getting pardoned. strawberry floating LOL if true.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **OrangeRKN** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:40 am

aayl1 wrote:I'm trying to get to a pardon/ Par-Don joke, referencing Trump's love of golf (par) and the first three letters of his name but can't quite get there.

Let's workshop this guys.

What do you call it when you score 12 on a golf hole but abuse your position to have it count as 3? A presidential par, don trump style.

Best I got

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Victor Mildew** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:44 am

Memento Mori wrote:Supposedly Guiliani is not getting pardoned. strawberry floating LOL if true.

PLEASE let this be true, because I want to see him flip and start spilling the beans on everything trump has been up to.

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Victor Mildew** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:49 am

aayl1 wrote:I'm trying to get to a pardon/ Par-Don joke, referencing Trump's love of golf (par) and the first three letters of his name but can't quite get there.

Let's workshop this guys.

Donald Trump and Rudi Giuliani are playing golf and discussing what they're going to do when his term ends.

Trump "You know Rudi, I've been thinking about what's in store for you next week"

Trump hits a long shot that slices in to the bushes.

Rudi "A pardon?"

Trump "No I sliced it big time, huge, right in to mexico! I'll be lucky to get a double bogey"

*curb your enthusiasm theme tune*

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **Memento Mori** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:53 am

Victor Mildew wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:Supposedly Guiliani is not getting pardoned. strawberry floating LOL if true.

PLEASE let this be true, because I want to see him flip and start spilling the beans on everything trump has been up to.

It's not as if he even got paid for publicly humiliating himself and inciting insurrection!

PostRe: US Politics 3 by **aayl1** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:54 am

Victor Mildew wrote:
aayl1 wrote:I'm trying to get to a pardon/ Par-Don joke, referencing Trump's love of golf (par) and the first three letters of his name but can't quite get there.

Let's workshop this guys.

Donald Trump and Rudi Giuliani are playing golf and discussing what they're going to do when his term ends.

Trump "You know Rudi, I've been thinking about what's in store for you next week"

Trump hits a long shot that slices in to the bushes.

Rudi "A pardon?"

Trump "No I sliced it big time, huge, right in to mexico! I'll be lucky to get a double bogey"

*curb your enthusiasm theme tune*

I like this as it reminds me of this great joke:

"I had that actor from No Country for Old Men in my pub the other day"

"Javier Bardem?"

US Politics 3 - Trump found guilty on all 34 counts

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