Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *A king is crowned*

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Preezy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:24 am

Really should have executed Karl when we had the chance.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Moggy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:24 am

Karl_ wrote:
jawafour wrote:
Moggy has sent 533 troops to False
Moggy has sent 230 troops to Karl
Dan has sent 770 troops to Karl


The thought arises as to why some Warlords would choose to place themselves from a strong position to one of apparent weakness? It would seem foolhardy at best... unless a cunning warrior was exercising some form of persuasion.

That persuasion is called class consciousness. The Communist Party will fight together, 'til the end, for equality. From each according to their ability; to each according to their need.

If we prevail, even those who fought and slandered us will be winners. The reactionary bourgeoisie will be too selfish and greedy to work for the good of the community, but we'll welcome as our own any brave proletarian willing to fight for a better future. It's not too late to join us.


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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:26 am

Preezy wrote:Really should have executed Karl when we had the chance.

You can't kill an idea with a guillotine. Your unjust society brings about the conditions of its own demise.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by jawafour » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:32 am

I pray that those Warlords who remain active on the battlefield can see through this misdirection. Forces of evil are building and I fear a cat is at play!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Jenuall » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:34 am

jawafour wrote:I pray that those Warlords who remain active on the battlefield can see through this misdirection. Forces of evil are building and I fear a cat is at play!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by jawafour » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:35 am

Jenuall wrote:
jawafour wrote:I pray that those Warlords who remain active on the battlefield can see through this misdirection. Forces of evil are building and I fear a cat is at play!

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A cat not visible to the eye, but open to the ear.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Preezy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:41 pm

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by Jenuall » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:12 pm

My fellow Lords of Garcadia!

I bring us together on this most dark day in our kingdom to take assertive action. We stand faced with not just a war amongst our own armies - a vicious dispute against which myself and my allies have stood firm in our quest for peace - but a battle with forces beyond our own understanding!

The armies of darkness have risen and already taken one of our number! That this move immediately follows the senseless actions of Lord Jawa cannot be coincidence. The dark ones surely are in league with this coward and his duplicitous number! With good fortune that is surely a sign of a divine blessing bestowed upon myself in recognition of the righteous path I and my allies walk, I have taken this fiend captive. Our only hope is that in sacrificing this lost soul we can slake the bloodlust of the unholy terror that has been awoken.

Lord Jawa! Ye are a stain on the escutcheon of our order! May your soul forever wander the void of the unknown*

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JAWA IS EXECUTED.


But my Lords the work is not yet finished! We must make every effort to root out this darkness among our number! To this end I may take no chances and must execute the second captive within my fortress. HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED!

Lord Dan! You have stood in league with those that seek division within the kingdom and in that action have consigned yourself to the same fate as all who stoke the fires of war. May your death be a warning to others.

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DAN IS EXECUTED

My Lords! Those of us who still stand must work together! Know that I did not strike down Dan and Jawa with malice or anger, but with the sure knowledge that their actions had left me no choice!

I pray that such action may never be required again.

OrangeRKN wrote:pssst. Jawa and Dan are dead ;)



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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by DarkRula » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:17 pm

As I sit here waiting in this dungeon, I do so wonder - has the construction of that 128-hole golf course been completed yet? A whole city a golf course. It would be magical.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Moggy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:18 pm

Jenuall is more bloodthirsty than Jawa?

Tyrants. Tyrants everywhere.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Preezy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:18 pm

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:25 pm

Jawa ranting for the entire game about how evil communists are, then getting murdered by a fascist, is 100% peak centrism and I love it. :lol:

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:34 pm

Two more lords have fallen today. Here follows my account as a Scribe of the Order of Orange Raccoons.

Death begets more death. Garcadia drowns in the blood of nobles, lords of the land once allied turned to treachery and treason. As I sit in the shadow of Castle Jenuall a bell tolls solemnly, two clear rings resounding beyond the walls. The silence that follows is broken by a host of birds, messengers sent to the halls of the elite across the country. They carry news of two Lords passing. Lord Jawafour, first to draw blood, himself now a victim of the Anarchy. Lord Dan, he of many names, another victim of rival ambition.

I cry not for their passing, but for the ill fate of my country.


Jawafour is dead

Dan is dead

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by mic » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:42 pm

*Googles ‘escutcheon’*

Es-cutch-eon. I knew that.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:47 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:now a victim of the Anarchy

There won't be lords and armies in an anarchy, that's the entire point of anarchism. Ugh, liberals :x

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:50 pm

Karl_ wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:now a victim of the Anarchy

There won't be lords and armies in an anarchy, that's the entire point of anarchism. Ugh, liberals :x


Blame the Victorians

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by jawafour » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:17 pm

As I rise up towards heaven, ready to be accepted into eternal bliss, my thoughts briefly turn to captors who refused the hand of friendship and instead chose to spit upon my back. I fear their lust for power shall result in a journey to depths from which they cannot return.

May Garcadia be saved from such dark hearts!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:38 pm

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:02 pm

I have been a Scribe of the Order of Orange Raccoons for many years, but rarely have I had need to record events for posterity, and never so much and so frequently as now. The ink of my last entry was barely dry as I took up my quill and wrote another, hearing as I had of more death in Garcadia. It did not matter that I had not met Lord False, nor seen first hand the events of which I wrote. Armed with the news and my imagination, I could record history well enough.

The politics of power have existed throughout the ages. Always have rivals battled to reign supreme, competing for wealth and influence, but always before have there been rules. While the common man may give his life on the battlefield, his lord has always been treated with greater respect, with a level of decency befitting their station. Alas, in this dark time we find ourselves in, such courtesies have been forgotten.

Hearing of the death of Lord Jawafour and Lord Dan, Lord False takes decisive action. Distraught, enraged, or perhaps emboldened, the Lord descends into their castle's dungeon, seeking out the captives held within. Motioning to the guards, two of the captives are dragged before their master.

"By my decree, I sentence you both to death. Know that through my action, these violent days shall be expediated and a new, glorious era ushered into existence."

Lord False nods, and the guards cut the throats of the captives, draining the life from their bodies.


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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by DarkRula » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:05 pm

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