Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *A king is crowned*

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:06 pm

thank your team mate for that one

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Jenuall » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:16 pm

More skulking and shadowy actions ill-befitting of a Lord of Garcadia! :capnscotty:

Have you not the courage to stand before us all when engaging in such treachery!?

What motives have you for these deaths? There can be no connection between these fallen Lords and the Forces of Darkness which even now are piled against us!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Preezy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:17 pm

For shame, Lord False, for shame.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Moggy » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:50 pm

Looks like Oblomov’s Bradford score was too high. :toot:

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:56 pm

if you think that was a shame you should see what Im cooking next!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by mic » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:57 pm

:dread:

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:38 pm

Moggy wrote:Looks like Oblomov’s Bradford score was too high. :toot:

Sorry Ob Bob, it was a really hard decision but we've just got to put the company first.

:lol: ;)

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:34 pm

The Alliance of Bureaucratic Centrist Dads will live on and will prevail.

Death to all enemies of the ABCD.

*dies*

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:51 pm

alreet Im releasing Karl

he pleased me in many interesting ways

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:00 pm

The Union of Chronically Ill Workers will carry on this fight, despite a severe lack of funding. The Bradford Factor is inhumane. Sickness should never make someone destitute. Dignity over profit! Down with bourgeois capitalists!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:03 pm

Confirming Karl is now free

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Ironhide » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:25 pm

False wrote:alreet Im releasing Karl

he pleased me in many interesting ways


I'll bet, the saucy little minx.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Karl_ » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:26 pm

If your boss uses the Bradford score:

  1. Join a union.
  2. Go on strike.
Change will not come from above. Your boss is not your friend.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Ironhide » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:33 pm

Karl_ wrote:If your boss uses the Bradford score:

  1. Join a union.
  2. Go on strike.
Change will not come from above. Your boss is not your friend.


See, pure filth.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by Ironhide » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:48 pm

Think I might have just gotten myself killed.

We shall see.

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 5*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:16 pm

(This order came late, so I've rolled it into the update as a whole)

The long day of death was drawing to a close when the news reached me. Lord False had struck again. I was sickened, but as a Scribe of the Order of Orange Raccoons I was duty bound to document history, gruesome as I imagined it was.

Lord False returns to the castle's lowest floors, the flagstones stained bright red from the executions made only hours earlier. Two Lords remain breathing in his dungeon, but such a state of affairs will soon be remedied.

This time it is not the guards who hold daggers, but Lord False.

"The hour of my victory grows near, it is written in the stars. But first I must be rid of such duplicitous rivals, who even as captives I cannot trust to support me as their rightful ruler. May your journey onwards be swift."

Lord False strikes out twice, blade cutting through air and flesh. Lords VlaSoul and mic fall dead upon the flagstones.


VlaSoul is dead

mic is dead

(and now the rest)

End of Day 5

Attack on False (1 v 250)
250/1 Ironhide

False has been taken captive by Ironhide!


Attack on Jenuall (1000 v 1022)
717/702 False
141/138 Karl_
164/160 Moggy

Jenuall has been taken captive by Moggy!


Attack on Karl_ (12 v 350)
250/9 Ironhide
100/3 Forces of Darkness

Karl_ has been taken captive by Ironhide!

The Forces of Darkness turn on Ironhide (97 v 241)

Ironhide survives with 144 troops


Attack on Mini E (993 v 300)
300/300 Forces of Darkness

Mini E survives with 693 troops


Attack on Moggy (1 v 250)
250/1 Ironhide

Moggy has been taken captive by Ironhide!


Day 6

(Recruits added)

Warlords wrote:DarkRula (137) [False] [EXECUTED]
Dan (36) [Jenuall] [EXECUTED]
Dual (0) [Forces of Darkness] [EXECUTED]
False (15) [Ironhide]
Hexx (333) [jawafour] [EXECUTED]
Ironhide (1000)
jawafour (950) [Jenuall] [EXECUTED]
Jenuall (0) [Ironhide]
Karl_ (3) [Ironhide]
mic (0) [False] [EXECUTED]
Mini E (793)
Moggy (4) [Ironhide]
Oblomov Boblomov (69) [False] [EXECUTED]
Preezy (44) [Ironhide]
Qikz (1000)
VlaSoul (500) [False] [EXECUTED]

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:20 pm

Hm

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
by False » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:21 pm

I’m confused why Ironhide has 1000

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
by OrangeRKN » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:36 pm

False wrote:I’m confused why Ironhide has 1000


Ironhide had 911 troops. He lost 108 through his attacks, putting him on 803. With 5 captives he received 600 recruits. The troop cap is 1000, so he is on 1000.

Perhaps the confusion was with the Forces of Darkness turning on him? That was against his surviving attackers, maybe that could have been clearer!

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PostRe: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
by VlaSoul » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:56 pm

I only wished to be the greatest ruler the land had ever seen, Grand Vizier V
To my people, keep it strawberry floatin real dudes

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