Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:05 pm
come at me bitch I aint no cat
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Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:06 pm
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:11 pm
Karl_ wrote:Ironhide wrote:The rest of you, please put on the cat ears and maid unforms you have been provided with.
I'm joking, only Karl gets those.
I think we all know who the real winner here is.
Nyaa.
Yes, when the mages are finished with their 'procedure' you shall be the beautiful catgirl you've always dreamt of becoming.
Of course you might not be sane afterwards, there are some side effects I'm afraid.
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:19 pm
Ironhide wrote:Moggy wrote:Karl_ wrote:I heard Ironhide once swore to never kill a nude man.
You know what we have to do.
But I am already naked.
I know, my troops reported finding you like that, I didn't enquire about what you were doing with that sheep though.
I’ve got a video if you want to watch?
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:19 pm
Ironhide wrote:Yes, when the mages are finished with their 'procedure' you shall be the beautiful catgirl you've always dreamt of becoming.
If only this were really possible.
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:21 pm
Karl_ wrote:Ironhide wrote:Yes, when the mages are finished with their 'procedure' you shall be the beautiful catgirl you've always dreamt of becoming.
If only this were really possible.
You’re a scientist, get sciencing.
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:28 pm
Moggy wrote:Karl_ wrote:Ironhide wrote:Yes, when the mages are finished with their 'procedure' you shall be the beautiful catgirl you've always dreamt of becoming.
If only this were really possible.
You’re a scientist, get sciencing.
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:29 pm
I fully believe science will be able to make Karl a catgirl.
But Beautiful? Somethings are just impossible
But Beautiful? Somethings are just impossible
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:16 pm
Jenuall and Preezy have been freed
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:18 pm
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:58 pm
It is with a regretful heart that I do this but I have decided to execute my prisoners.
As per the custom of my ancestors I shall be conducting the execution myself.
Lord False, for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death, may the gods be merciful upon thee
As per the custom of my ancestors I shall be conducting the execution myself.
Lord False, for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death, may the gods be merciful upon thee
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:58 pm
Lord Moggy, for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death, may the gods be merciful upon thee
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:01 pm
Lady Karl(a), for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death, may the gods be merciful upon thy fine catgirl ass
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:03 pm
Pfft you’re no Sean Bean. You’re barely a Steve Pea.
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:09 pm
Justice is done, death to all who oppose the glorious Alliance of Bureaucratic Centrist Dads!
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:15 pm
Preezy wrote:Justice is done, death to all who oppose the glorious Alliance of Bureaucratic Centrist Dads!
Is this where I reveal our pact before I am officially dead?
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:21 pm
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:23 pm
Preezy wrote:
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 6*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:47 pm
I am a Scribe of the Order of Orange Raccoons, and here continues the history of the Anarchy of Garcadia.
Lord Ironhide looks upon his captives with a heavy heart, an axe held firm across his body. The wind whistles through the open field, unable to prevent the tragedy unfolding.
"Lords False, Moggy and Karl, for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death. May the gods be merciful upon thee."
Lord Ironhide brings down his axe three times, each time striking a lord's head from a body.
False is dead
Moggy is dead
Karl_ is dead
*
End of Day 6
Ironhide has sent 10 troops to Jenuall
Mini E has sent 10 troops to Jenuall
Qikz has sent 100 troops to Preezy
The undead are becoming an all too familiar sight, their unnatural existence somehow now taken for granted. I watch now as they march upon Castle Jenuall, recently reoccupied but lacking in all but the most meagre of defences. The gates give way almost without protest, the few soldiers Lord Jenuall retained cut down despite their loyalty.
I recognise the priest that steps forth, dagger in hand, as Lord Jenuall is dragged screaming from his keep. I do not watch as the dagger is brought down in sacrifice.
Jenuall is dead
Lord Preezy occupies his home once more, finally free from the captivity that plagued him since the beginning of the Anarchy. His freedom though appears short-lived. Against his walls are arrayed a host of skeletal warriors, an ironic foe for a Lord who styles himself similarly.
An unspoken order is given, the host of undead moving as one. When the fighting ends, Castle Preezy lies in ruin, its lord on his knees, an undead priest stood over him. He raises a dagger, unhesitating, and brings it plunging through Lord Preezy's heart.
Preezy is dead
Day 7
(Recruits added)
Lord Ironhide looks upon his captives with a heavy heart, an axe held firm across his body. The wind whistles through the open field, unable to prevent the tragedy unfolding.
"Lords False, Moggy and Karl, for thy crimes against the relm I sentence thee to death. May the gods be merciful upon thee."
Lord Ironhide brings down his axe three times, each time striking a lord's head from a body.
False is dead
Moggy is dead
Karl_ is dead
*
End of Day 6
Ironhide has sent 10 troops to Jenuall
Mini E has sent 10 troops to Jenuall
Qikz has sent 100 troops to Preezy
Attack on Ironhide (989 v 1)
1/1 Qikz
Ironhide survives with 988 troops
Attack on Jenuall (19 v 101)
1/1 Mini E
100/19 Forces of Darkness
Jenuall has been taken captive by the Forces of Darkness!
Jenuall is executed by an undead priest
The Forces of Darkness retreat
The undead are becoming an all too familiar sight, their unnatural existence somehow now taken for granted. I watch now as they march upon Castle Jenuall, recently reoccupied but lacking in all but the most meagre of defences. The gates give way almost without protest, the few soldiers Lord Jenuall retained cut down despite their loyalty.
I recognise the priest that steps forth, dagger in hand, as Lord Jenuall is dragged screaming from his keep. I do not watch as the dagger is brought down in sacrifice.
Jenuall is dead
Attack on Mini E (782 v 1)
1/1 Ironhide
Mini E survives with 781 troops
Attack on Preezy (143 v 201)
1/1 Jenuall
200/142 Forces of Darkness
Preezy has been taken captive by the Forces of Darkness!
Preezy is executed by an undead priest
The Forces of Darkness retreat
Lord Preezy occupies his home once more, finally free from the captivity that plagued him since the beginning of the Anarchy. His freedom though appears short-lived. Against his walls are arrayed a host of skeletal warriors, an ironic foe for a Lord who styles himself similarly.
An unspoken order is given, the host of undead moving as one. When the fighting ends, Castle Preezy lies in ruin, its lord on his knees, an undead priest stood over him. He raises a dagger, unhesitating, and brings it plunging through Lord Preezy's heart.
Preezy is dead
Attack on Qikz (899 v 1)
1/1 Preezy
Qikz survives with 898 troops
Day 7
(Recruits added)
Warlords wrote:DarkRula (137) [False] [EXECUTED]Dan (36) [Jenuall] [EXECUTED]Dual (0) [Forces of Darkness] [EXECUTED]False (15) [Ironhide] [EXECUTED]Hexx (333) [jawafour] [EXECUTED]
Ironhide (1000)jawafour (950) [Jenuall] [EXECUTED]Jenuall (0) [Forces of Darkness] [EXECUTED]Karl_ (3) [Ironhide] [EXECUTED]mic (0) [False] [EXECUTED]
Mini E (881)Moggy (4) [Ironhide] [EXECUTED]Oblomov Boblomov (69) [False] [EXECUTED]Preezy (0) [Forces of Darkness] [EXECUTED]
Qikz (998)VlaSoul (500) [False] [EXECUTED]
Re: Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *Day 7*
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:53 pm