What are you doing for Valentines Day?

RichardUK wrote:
Tsunade wrote:And also please explain Karl again. I know he's not your partner from what you said on SONM before.

Karl was someone I met on my first trip to Bavaria, he was also my first kiss and first “time” since then we have become extremely good friends, it’s something that might seem like quite a strange situation to other people but we love each other but we are not in a sexual relationship and I have never cheated on my partner

Albear wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:.. what? Do you strip for them or something?

Yeah this. Why would other people give you gifts on valentines?

They are just nice generous people I guess, I don’t really know them but do that streak thing and just generally chat and send each other random photos

Well, that clears things up....

Absolutely strawberry float all besides work. Then on Friday I had a circumcision, lovely stuff.

Can't even have a wank for 3 weeks :dread:

WHY?

Genital mutilation sure is popular.

RichardUK wrote::shock: WHY?

Because they cut his foreskin off, wanking would be painful.

I think he's asking why he cut off a part of his penis.

The real reason is that... he wanna to look big. Or cut down licking his cock cheese.

RichardUK wrote::shock: WHY?

Why not

Bit of rough sex about 2 years ago caused me to split the skin and then came to the point that it was impossible to actually get the skin back at all. Went from always giving it a daily scrub under the hood to not being able to do it and sex would cause it to split and boy was pissing a bit painful :slol:

Also at the same time as the OP they stuck a camera in there to have a gander in the bladder due to times when theres been blood in my urine. Feels like it's on fire when I piss at the moment :dread:

That sounds bloody awful.

I had a catheter put in when I couldn't piss due to shock or something when I fractured my back. That is something I never want to experience again.

In case anyone doesn't know that's a big bag of piss attached up your knob.

KjGarly wrote:
RichardUK wrote::shock: WHY?

Bit of rough sex about 2 years ago caused me to split the skin

Oh I see, I cut my frenulum about 14 years ago and I still remember how I felt seeing it bleeding nearly made me pass out and then the next morning I went to the hospital and had to explain what happened, luckily it was and is all fine but it was really worrying and the time, the moral of the story is don’t let anyone with braces anywhere near it!

I hope yours get better soon, the camera thing ouch :dread:

I don't even have a penis and reading all of that made me cross my legs tightly and say "yikes".

Yeah we’ll women get more UTIs than men (shorter distance from the bladder and tubes to the open world) but guys have it bad when they need catheters.

Bunni wrote:Yeah we’ll women get more UTIs than men (shorter distance from the bladder and tubes to the open world) but guys have it bad when they need catheters.

My pre op exam showed up a urinary along with a chest infection 3 weeks before having it done :cry:

Get the violins out!

A friend was giving me details about having to have a camera stuck up there when he had problems with his kidneys. I think I actually cried a little bit.

I think I'd just take death.

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I spent most of the day thinking about creatures from folklore that combine female beauty and beastly ugliness.

Take Shelob from Middle Earth: Shadow of War, who's really a giant spider, for instance. Would I, an unwary traveller - a pessimistic, uncherished virgin who sees the trap for what it is, - put aside the ugly truth and dive in? Although clearly inciting my inner ambition as she reclines in a mystical fountain, acting as though she couldn't be assed either way, might I be willing to accept such a bitter-sweet end?

'On days like today' I thought. 'This is the ultimate conundrum'...

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:A friend was giving me details about having to have a camera stuck up there when he had problems with his kidneys. I think I actually cried a little bit.

Currently nursing a guy who’s having irrigation. Basically basic of fluid pumped into the bladder to wash it out and peed out through the catheter. We’ve gone from red wine to a nice rose so that’s good. The bleeding clots coming out his bellend aren’t so nice.

What have I started :dread:

*Hmm, I wonder what nice romantic stories people have been posting in the valentines thread*

:shock:

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Bunni wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:A friend was giving me details about having to have a camera stuck up there when he had problems with his kidneys. I think I actually cried a little bit.

Currently nursing a guy who’s having irrigation. Basically basic of fluid pumped into the bladder to wash it out and peed out through the catheter. We’ve gone from red wine to a nice rose so that’s good. The bleeding clots coming out his bellend aren’t so nice.

Please stop :dread:

Men are incredibly empathetic when it comes to things like this. We're all in a lot of pain right now!

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