What can I drop on his/her head?

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Alpha eX » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:08 am

Lay a bear trap, do it.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Iron Nan » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:18 am

Or just get a camera with a good flash, take the persons picture and give it to the police.
I appreciate the comedy aspect of this thread but if it's serious then taking things into your own hands could result in unwanted and possibly even dangerous escalation.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Xeno » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:57 am

emilythestrange wrote:
TYSON wrote:i reckon its bullshit


What do you want me to do? Host a sleep over party so you can hear it? :lol:

If it rings later I think I'll get a water pistol tomorrow. Maybe I'll fill it with wee!


I was going to suggest something similar, just get a couple of water balloons and fill them with pee.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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by Memento Mori » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:37 am

Obviously it has to be a non corrosive liquid or you'll get arrested.

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by Qikz » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:15 am

This guy/woman sounds like a right and utter prat. I would suggesting dropping a net out the window, trapping him. Leaving you able to run downstairs and poke him with a stick.

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by Alvin Flummux » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:23 am

You could try laying in wait out of sight outside on a night you think he/she will strike again. Bring a weapon, maybe a bucket of something you excreted, and use it. Maybe get some spray deodorants and go for the eyes?

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by Captian Kil » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:51 am

Why hasn't anyone mentioned immolation? Remember as the song goes: "The dick, the dick, the dick is on fire. Don't bother trying to help let that mother strawberry floater burn"

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by TheTurnipKing » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:08 am

I believe this would be the perfect situation to deploy the ClueBat, or it's lesser known but equally lauded cousin the ClueAnvil.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Stez » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:08 am

Have a wank...



...out of the window.

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by Pancake » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:24 am

Stez wrote:Have a wank...



...out of the window.

I really don't think vaginal funtime would scare anyone off. Particularly if it is someone from this forum.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Red Devil » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:24 am

Hand grenades!

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by A J Styles » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:28 am

Use paint or use eggs they are not as messy as paint but are as effective.

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by Fatal Exception » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:44 am

Throw some lit fireworks.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by tnman » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:49 am

A large power tool.

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by Memento Mori » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:21 pm

tnman wrote:A large power tool.

Yeah this is the sort of thing which gets people done for murder.

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by LewisD » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:40 pm

This is what you're going to do Emily:

  • Step 1 - Buy a door mat
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  • Step 2 - Buy/find a piece of wood the same size as the doormat, you can cut a piece to size if you like
  • Step 3 - Bang as many nails as you can through the wood, this ensures that they step put. Try to space them apart so that pressure will make them pierce the foot
  • Step 4 - Lay your doormat over the Board of Nails, pushing it down so that A) the nails poke through and B) the doormat doesn't look suspect floating off the ground
  • Step 5 - Position doormat after midnight (to avoid innocent casualties) and then LOL at the guy/girl when they buzz your bell.
  • Step 6 - Remove the doormat afterwards to avoid Police charge and to again avoid innocent casualties
  • Step 7 - Follow the trail of blood/howls of pain and rape him/her

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by Banjo » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:58 pm

Cover the way to your house with rakes.

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by Mr Thropwimp » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:15 pm

Join a pathology course at uni and get in with the most intelligent group. Kill the culprit with an odd combination of chemicals, have violent sex with Peter Petrelli, and let the other peeps try to figure it out in the mystery operating theatre.

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PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head?
by Psychic » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:19 pm

Dig a big hole and disguise it with leaves and twigs.

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by Denster » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:38 pm

Tragic Magic wrote:
Jazzem wrote:Regardless who on earth goes through the effort of regularly ringing the same house's doorbell at 3am?


A psychopath.


I can get you one of them no problems. Just give one of my patients leave for the weekend.


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