What can I drop on his/her head?

This is what you're going to do Emily:

Step 1 - Buy a door mat
Step 2 - Buy/find a piece of wood the same size as the doormat, you can cut a piece to size if you like
Step 3 - Bang as many nails as you can through the wood, this ensures that they step put. Try to space them apart so that pressure will make them pierce the foot
Step 4 - Lay your doormat over the Board of Nails, pushing it down so that A) the nails poke through and B) the doormat doesn't look suspect floating off the ground
Step 5 - Position doormat after midnight (to avoid innocent casualties) and then LOL at the guy/girl when they buzz your bell.
Step 6 - Remove the doormat afterwards to avoid Police charge and to again avoid innocent casualties
Step 7 - Follow the trail of blood/howls of pain and rape him/her

Cover the way to your house with rakes.

Join a pathology course at uni and get in with the most intelligent group. Kill the culprit with an odd combination of chemicals, have violent sex with Peter Petrelli, and let the other peeps try to figure it out in the mystery operating theatre.

Dig a big hole and disguise it with leaves and twigs.

Tragic Magic wrote:
Jazzem wrote:Regardless who on earth goes through the effort of regularly ringing the same house's doorbell at 3am?

A psychopath.

I can get you one of them no problems. Just give one of my patients leave for the weekend.

PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head? by **Qikz** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:40 pm

Banjo wrote:Cover the way to your house with rakes.

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That would be amazing if someone was stupid enough for that to happen.

StayingDead wrote:
Banjo wrote:Cover the way to your house with rakes.

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That would be amazing if someone was stupid enough for that to happen.

Gurr-ha-hur hur-ha-hur....

A bucket of extremely cold water. Fill it with loads of ice cubes and pour in a gooseberry fool load of salt.

Have you thought about greasing your path?

They didn't ring last night, but incase it happens again I now have a back catalogue of fun ideas :lol:

emilythestrange wrote:They didn't ring last night, but incase it happens again I now have a back catalogue of fun ideas

So it was someone from the forum.

Things always tend to stop when you ask an internet forum what to do or for funny ideas.

Hulohot wrote:Things always tend to stop when you ask an internet forum what to do or for funny ideas.

In other words it was someone from this forum (it could be you, but not me *shifty eyes*) who has now read this thread and has decided against doing it again due to the fear of what might happen to them.

PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head? by **SEP** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:07 pm

Dr. Ian Malcolm wrote:Hang on.. does MCN know where you live?

I've actually been.

Death by Snu Snu

PostRe: What can I drop on his/her head? by **SEP** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:10 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:
RandomHero wrote:
Hulohot wrote:Things always tend to stop when you ask an internet forum what to do or for funny ideas.

In other words it was someone from this forum (it could be you, but not me *shifty eyes*) who has now read this thread and has decided against doing it again due to the fear of what might happen to them.

If this is true.

I think she should sex the intruder to death.

Hell, it wasn't me before, but it's damn well going to be me now.

Raze wrote:Republican senator John McCain.

As opposed to Democrat senator John McCain?

FishFingers wrote:
Raze wrote:Republican senator John McCain.

As opposed to Democrat senator John McCain?

They're both cretins.

MCN wrote:
Dr. Ian Malcolm wrote:Hang on.. does MCN know where you live?

I've actually been.

Oh, I thought you came.

Emily if you just pm a dozen of us your address we'll spin down there and sort him out. There's no justice like mob justice.

What can I drop on his/her head?

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