What could the surprise be??

I'm leaving NOW to find out what she's got for me, but I want you to have fun guessing what it could be...

Silvia

whatcha doing?
10:10pmScott

nothing, feeling sorry for myself. feeling low today :( u?
10:11pmSilvia

:( awww, nooooo!

i'm ok...no cigaretts and toilet paper though
10:11pmScott

awh:(
10:13pmSilvia

where are u?
10:13pmScott

home

why?
10:16pmSilvia

do you want to come by for a coffee?

:D
10:19pmScott

i wouldnt be the best company right now, sorry
10:19pmSilvia

oh, common

i have a surprize for u

;)
10:20pmScott

i dont want to drink :p:p
10:20pmSilvia

not to drink

not to eat

:P
10:21pmScott

im intrigued

you have romania in your flat???
10:22pmSilvia

)

oh, come!
10:22pmScott

give me 10 mins ok?
10:22pmSilvia

ok

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **JNR** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:31 pm

She's inviting you round to give you a tube of Smarties to let you know what a great friend you are. You'll leave, then she'll phone someone like me for sex.

Sorry dude.

She has Maddie?

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **Rightey** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:33 pm

Why would she have a country in her flat?

She's got a dick mate.

A big, strawberry float off, black one.

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **JNR** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:34 pm

Luke_25 wrote:She's got a dick mate.

A big, strawberry float off, black one.

And a watermelon!

:lol:

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **Denster** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:35 pm

JNR wrote:
Luke_25 wrote:She's got a dick mate.

A big, strawberry float off, black one.

And a watermelon!

OMG you racist!!! :lol:

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **SEP** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:Think you missed Sarge's GIF.

Lucky bastard.

I'm going to guess a big black cock up your arse..

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **Denster** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:48 pm

I thought it had artistic merit!

Jimmy Shedders wrote:

I exploded with laughter :lol:

JNR wrote:
Luke_25 wrote:She's got a dick mate.

A big, strawberry float off, black one.

And a watermelon!

lol I just the funny pics thread. Sorry to say* I missed this infamous tranny.

*Not so sorry apparently

PostRe: What could the surprise be?? by **NGE** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:56 pm

An external hard drive.

NGE wrote:An external hard drive.

But who is phone??

I need closure on this. What was the surprise?

Minty14 wrote:But who is phone??

Son of a bitch, that cracks me up every time :lol:

Memento Mori wrote:I need closure on this. What was the surprise?

How have you amassed so many posts in such a short time? :shock:

Anywho, far from being rape or murder; she had arranged for an old friend of mine to visit me... not as an exciting conclusion as rape or murder admittedly, by a timely treat all the same.

What could the surprise be??

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