Commander Jameson wrote:Bob Mortimer
Gary Pallister
Shonen Knife
Nigel Mansell's step dad (who was an ****)
Chris Martin, who I called an inbred wank-wit, when he charged into me as he was coming out of the Radio 1 building.
Oh, and that brummie bint who used to work with PJ and Duncan.
I've met
Shonen Knife too, well I said "hello" to them and they said "hello" back- it was a pretty small venue.
I've also met
Daevid Allen of
Gong fame- a very nice chap.
I've met the
lead singer of the
Bluebells (some guy called Kenny I think) in the Everyman theatre bar in Liverpool. I couldn't tell if he was really "young at heart" though. He was a friend of a friend of a friend.
Celebrated comedian, actor, drunkard and wife-beater
John Thomson went to my college. He would ride on the top deck of the bus with the "cool kids" and take the piss out the "uncool kids" (like myself) for their sport and amusement.
I met
Craig Charles during filming of the TV series
Cyberzone. He bought me a pint and autographed a beer mat. Awooga!
I once stood next to
Gaz Top in the registration queue at ECTS.
Scouse tart
Margi Clarke once winked at me as we passed each other on a pedestrian crossing outsode St John's shopping centre in Liverpool.
I (literally) bumped into
Alex Cox once. We were both surprised. I said, "You're Alex Cox!" He looked terrified.
I once stood next to
Roy "Catchphrase" Evans in a pub in Lytham.
I've spent a night drinking with
Martyn Walsh- the bass player of the
Inspiral Carpets.
Carl Cox once overtook me in some ridiculously expensive sports car. "COX 1" indeed.
I've met the
bloke from
Deep Blue Something who wrote international super-hit
Breakfast At Tiffany's, I can't remember his name though.
I met both
Phil Harrison and
Ken Kutaragi at the inaugural European Playstation Developer's Conference.
I once shagged a girl who told me her dad looked just like
Noel Edmonds. She also knew
Elisabeth Beresford creator of the
Wombles.
I'm sure there are more...