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I'm just now beginning to realise what a babe magnet I could have been at school.

I had everything girls dream about as I had both a massive collection of D&D rule books and novels and a vast computer game collection so I could have been the biggest sex machine in the country but alas I didn't know of the power I possessed and decided to not mention this instant panty wetting truth to the girls at school

So, which of these should I have been telling all the girls about to get the most sexy time?

Everything alright at home, Pete?

Skarjo wrote:Everything alright at home, Pete?

Me?
Fine, why do you ask?
This is just a bit of fun to see which I should have been telling the girls about as I've never been bothered about even trying to woo the ladies which you may be able to tell from me struggling to describe starting a basic relationship .

As a certified Alpha, I can confirm that D&D is unacceptable to females. Video games are tolerable. I know this from my vast experience as a man of the ladies having attracting a grand total of 1 female to this day, who I have kept.

EDIT: This is solid case evidence as the female in my collection has been with me since school. So clearly video games are pure babe magnets.

EDIT 2. I appreciate that sounds dodgy but let me assure the forum that I met this female whilst also at school as a student.

EDIT 3. As a student of the same age for clarification.

Airfix kits, guaranteed tits.

Dowbocop wrote:Airfix kits, guaranteed tits.

Airfix is indeed a good way to impress the ladies as you can flop out your model on the table but it's an inferior stack next to a pile of games or books I feel.

Video games. But only if the collection consists solely of FIFA and CoD.

I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Don’t say things like that or else people will really Kick Off.

As long as you can talk passionately without being boring and still have other interests, then either.

Moggy wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Don’t say things like that or else people will really Kick Off.

This is good advice. You could charge a FIFA it.

DJ Airhorn wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Don’t say things like that or else people will really Kick Off.

This is good advice. You could charge a FIFA it.

That ISS a great idea.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

DJ Airhorn wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Don’t say things like that or else people will really Kick Off.

This is good advice. You could charge a FIFA it.

That ISS a great idea.

You two don’t know anything about Actua Soccer.

Moggy wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

DJ Airhorn wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

That seems like a Sensible opinion.

Don’t say things like that or else people will really Kick Off.

This is good advice. You could charge a FIFA it.

That ISS a great idea.

You two don’t know anything about Actua Soccer.

Hey, I'm a Pro. Evo-n made money from it once.

Peter Crisp wrote:I strawberry floating hate Fifa.

More than 1 button for a football game are they having a strawberry floating laugh?
What more do you need than a button to kick the ball .

I'm having flashbacks to a post I once read where someone was complaining at the complexity of controllers and saying they should have all remained as complex as an NES pad.

Chicks love a Dungeon Master