Where do you store your bread?

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Moggy** » Fri May 03, 2019 12:46 pm

Dual wrote:Lmao @ anyone not baking fresh bread every day

ROFL @ anyone who does not employ their own personal baker.

Dual wrote:Lmao @ anyone not baking fresh bread every day

Here in Wales we all live in windmills so I have fresh flour being ground 24/7. Once my landlord has baked enough bread, I then cycle down the cobbled road to the bottom of the village where the peasants dwell. I then throw chunks of crusty bread at them while singing the Welsh national anthem 'Bread of heaven'. I then stop off for a pint of brains smooth before riding my bike back up the road, safe in the knowledge that the kingdom of Cwmbran is satisfied for another day.

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Dual** » Fri May 03, 2019 12:49 pm

Ditto for Pedz I'd imagine

I can confirm this is an accurate description of life in Wales.

Although on Fridays we do mix it up by singing Land of my Father's instead.

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Moggy** » Fri May 03, 2019 1:01 pm

Ad7 wrote:safe in the knowledge that the kingdom of Cwmbran is satisfied for another day.

Silures 4eva.

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Hypes** » Fri May 03, 2019 1:03 pm

Jenuall wrote:I can confirm this is an accurate description of life in Wales.

Although on Fridays we do mix it up by singing Land of my Father's instead.

Father's what?

Hyperion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I can confirm this is an accurate description of life in Wales.

Although on Fridays we do mix it up by singing Land of my Father's instead.

Father's what?

Father's Pride.

It's a Welsh brand of bread.

bloody autocorrect

On the counter top.

I sleep in a big bread bin with my wife

I get cats to look after mine...

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Moggy** » Fri May 03, 2019 2:35 pm

Ad7 wrote:I sleep in a big bread bin with my wife

I believe the bread bin part, but you have a wife?

Really?

Jenuall wrote:I can confirm this is an accurate description of life in Wales.

Although on Fridays we do mix it up by singing Land of my Father's instead.

Aim for the bread bin, always ends up loose and inevitably mouldy.

Corazon de Leon

Jenuall wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I can confirm this is an accurate description of life in Wales.

Although on Fridays we do mix it up by singing Land of my Father's instead.

Father's what?

Father's Pride.

It's a Welsh brand of bread.

bloody autocorrect

It's no Mother's Pride. :wub:

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **LewisD** » Fri May 03, 2019 7:01 pm

Where's the "On top of the microwave" option?

Ad7 wrote:
Dual wrote:Lmao @ anyone not baking fresh bread every day

Here in Wales we all live in windmills so I have fresh flour being ground 24/7. Once my landlord has baked enough bread, I then cycle down the cobbled road to the bottom of the village where the peasants dwell. I then throw chunks of crusty bread at them while singing the Welsh national anthem 'Bread of heaven'. I then stop off for a pint of brains smooth before riding my bike back up the road, safe in the knowledge that the kingdom of Cwmbran is satisfied for another day.

So The Settlers is just a real time simulation of wales?

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **<]:^D** » Fri May 03, 2019 10:01 pm

Ad7 wrote:I sleep in a big bread bin with my wife

PostRe: Where do you store your bread? by **Qikz** » Fri May 03, 2019 11:52 pm

Ad7 wrote:
Dual wrote:Lmao @ anyone not baking fresh bread every day

Here in Wales we all live in windmills so I have fresh flour being ground 24/7. Once my landlord has baked enough bread, I then cycle down the cobbled road to the bottom of the village where the peasants dwell. I then throw chunks of crusty bread at them while singing the Welsh national anthem 'Bread of heaven'. I then stop off for a pint of brains smooth before riding my bike back up the road, safe in the knowledge that the kingdom of Cwmbran is satisfied for another day.

I always wondered what the national anthem of Wales was and now I know.

Iconic :wub:

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