Why do you white people just fart

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PostWhy do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:16 pm

Why do white people just fart in front of strangers/people they barely know?

It's not funny do not giggle and think it's acceptable for me to breathe in your gooseberry fool particles.

All that pork and ass eating has made you guys feel no shame whatsoever, disgusting. You get grossed out if someone burps but you casually rip one off.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Preezy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:16 pm

Hello Dblock.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Blue Eyes » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:16 pm

Why do you send me threatening PMs?

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:20 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dowbocop » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:22 pm

When do little kids start thinking things smell bad? I regularly drop Geneva-breachers when I'm alone with my eighteen month old son and he doesn't seem to give a toss (gives as good as he gets in fairness!) At what point do they start wanting to pull their jumpers over their nose?

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Karl » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:22 pm

It's true! We're so lame.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Blue Eyes » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:22 pm

Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Poser » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:24 pm

Dowbocop wrote:When do little kids start thinking things smell bad? I regularly drop Geneva-breachers when I'm alone with my eighteen month old son and he doesn't seem to give a toss (gives as good as he gets in fairness!) At what point do they start wanting to pull their jumpers over their nose?


My boy started at about two and a half. It's always at inopportune moments. "What dat smell Daddy?!"

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Preezy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:25 pm

Dblock, tell us again about how the Moon landings were faked and that 9/11 was an inside job, I could do with a laugh.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Lagamorph » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:27 pm

Literally everyone farts, it's a natural bodily function, and there's some studies suggesting that holding them too long can increase the chances of harmful medical conditions.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dowbocop » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:28 pm

Poser wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:When do little kids start thinking things smell bad? I regularly drop Geneva-breachers when I'm alone with my eighteen month old son and he doesn't seem to give a toss (gives as good as he gets in fairness!) At what point do they start wanting to pull their jumpers over their nose?


My boy started at about two and a half. It's always at inopportune moments. "What dat smell Daddy?!"

Duly noted! As another aside to this highly focused and important thread, my least favourite smell in the entire world is kid farts. When you're walking round a play area and you catch this pungent whiff that sends you right back to infant school :dread:

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Photek » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:37 pm

Preezy wrote:Dblock, tell us again about how the Moon landings were faked and that 9/11 was an inside job, I could do with a laugh.

You're so behind the times, Sandy Hook also had child actors.

Dblock wrote:Sandy hook was/is an absolute bullshit story. No kids died and it was confirmed by the FBI.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:40 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.


I was replying back to you love.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:42 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Literally everyone farts, it's a natural bodily function, and there's some studies suggesting that holding them too long can increase the chances of harmful medical conditions.


No one said you can't fart but i have only seen whites rip one in front of people. It's disturbing and they laugh as if it's the best thing ever.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by abcd » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:43 pm

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Moggy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:44 pm

Dblock wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:Literally everyone farts, it's a natural bodily function, and there's some studies suggesting that holding them too long can increase the chances of harmful medical conditions.


No one said you can't fart but i have only seen whites rip one in front of people. It's disturbing and they laugh as if it's the best thing ever.


It sounds like you don’t know any black people.

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by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:45 pm

Preezy wrote:Dblock, tell us again about how the Moon landings were faked and that 9/11 was an inside job, I could do with a laugh.


You know what's funny?

Remember people use to make fun of HAARP and weather manipulation now it's in open. Same with cloning, clones have taken over hollywood but that will be reality soon anyways when they offer you a clone to keep you alive when you die.

Any one who still believes in the moon landing in 2019 is utterly brainwashed to the point they can't seem to think for themselves. ''we lost the technology, we can't get past van allen belt, we finally will get past low orbit''...They are literally telling you they never went past lower orbit but you jack ass atheist nerds never learn.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Moggy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:48 pm

We can’t make it to the moon, but we can secretly create clones that take over Hollywood.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Jenuall » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:52 pm

That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

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