Why do you white people just fart

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by suzzopher » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:55 pm

Hey, Derek is back.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dowbocop » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:57 pm

Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by LewisD » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:59 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.


You can press the "report" button on a PM.
Then if anyone is threatening or abusive via PM, the mods can see the thread of PMs and act on it accordingly.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Blue Eyes » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:00 pm

LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.


You can press the "report" button on a PM.
Then if anyone is threatening or abusive via PM, the mods can see the thread of PMs and act on it accordingly.

And rid the forum of the joys of Derek? Nobody would forgive me.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Jenuall » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:00 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

:lol:
The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by LewisD » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:02 pm

Blue Eyes wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.


You can press the "report" button on a PM.
Then if anyone is threatening or abusive via PM, the mods can see the thread of PMs and act on it accordingly.

And rid the forum of the joys of Derek? Nobody would forgive me.


Forgive you?! I'd send you a fiver in the post! :lol:

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by darksideby182 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:04 pm

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dowbocop » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:07 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

:lol:
The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

One can clearly see a lambentable rise in the numbers of cinema goers only after sheep thrills instead of a well crafted piece of work.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by IAmTheSaladMan » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:15 pm

If we are going into casual generalisation then on a similar note until recently I had an Indian housemate who burped loudly and regularly in front of people without ever saying "excuse me". I thought it was really rude but didn't want to say anything in case I came across like an arsehole although I have read online that Indian people being ill mannered is somewhat of a stereotype.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Ironhide » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:20 pm

Oh look, another borderline racist Dblock thread.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Vermilion » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:21 pm

I farted just now, it was sublime.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Poser » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:23 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

:lol:
The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

One can clearly see a lambentable rise in the numbers of cinema goers only after sheep thrills instead of a well crafted piece of work.


They're pulling the wool over your eyes! Wake up, sheeple!

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Rocsteady » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:27 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

:lol:
The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

One can clearly see a lambentable rise in the numbers of cinema goers only after sheep thrills instead of a well crafted piece of work.

I love sheep thrills!

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Rocsteady » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:28 pm

Ironhide wrote:Oh look, another borderline racist Dblock thread.

Borderline?


10/10 thread btw dblock, strong work.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:30 pm

LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?


You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.


You can press the "report" button on a PM.
Then if anyone is threatening or abusive via PM, the mods can see the thread of PMs and act on it accordingly.

And rid the forum of the joys of Derek? Nobody would forgive me.


Forgive you?! I'd send you a fiver in the post! :lol:


Says the guy who wants to be like Gordon Ramsey, only thing you're good at is cutting onion and pretending to ride your bike.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:33 pm

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:If we are going into casual generalisation then on a similar note until recently I had an Indian housemate who burped loudly and regularly in front of people without ever saying "excuse me". I thought it was really rude but didn't want to say anything in case I came across like an arsehole although I have read online that Indian people being ill mannered is somewhat of a stereotype.


Yeah they are strawberry floated up. Have you noticed indians never say thank you if you give them leeway on the road. They act like they build road with their bare hands and therefor own it. I purposely cut them off etc now on the road.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Dblock » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:35 pm

Poser wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

:lol:
The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

One can clearly see a lambentable rise in the numbers of cinema goers only after sheep thrills instead of a well crafted piece of work.


They're pulling the wool over your eyes! Wake up, sheeple!


Crack all the jokes you want but when reality hits that cloning becomes mainstream you will be Dblock was right. Said the same thing about weather manipulation and now they are openly saying they can and are doing it.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Preezy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:37 pm

Are you friends with Eddie Bravo? You would get along.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Poser » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:57 pm

Dblock wrote:
Crack all the jokes you want


Cool, thanks.

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PostRe: Why do you white people just fart
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:11 pm

I fart all the time. I've become very good at sneaking them out in public/at work without copping the blame for it.

Burps are definitely more disgusting than farts.

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