Why do you white people just fart

Noise cancelling headphones are a real issue. It's harder to tell if a fart is totally silent or not.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I fart all the time. I've become very good at sneaking them out in public/at work without copping the blame for it.

Burps are definitely more disgusting than farts.

A burp is a more disgusting act to witness, but the fart definitely wins in terms of lasting sensory impact!

I think the main revelation here is that dblock doesnt eat ass

thought he was supposed to be a ladies man

Farts are wind that has actually touched your poo, way worse than burps.

Preezy wrote:Farts are wind that has actually touched your poo, way worse than burps.

It's called gooseberry fool particles you actually are tasting/ breathing in gooseberry fool. Sometimes when someone farts so bad you can taste the smell is basically you eating ass/poop.

The particles are microscopic and never actually reach your stomach.

You likely ingest more gooseberry fool when eating anything from a takeaway.

Dblock wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?

You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.

You can press the "report" button on a PM.
Then if anyone is threatening or abusive via PM, the mods can see the thread of PMs and act on it accordingly.

And rid the forum of the joys of Derek? Nobody would forgive me.

Forgive you?! I'd send you a fiver in the post!

Says the guy who wants to be like Gordon Ramsey, only thing you're good at is cutting onion and pretending to ride your bike.

This is the most underwhelming comeback since East 17.

Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

Blue Eyes wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:Why do you send me threatening PMs?

You keep sending me pm's , why are you messaging me?

I didn't threaten you, you are no threat.

You messaged me out of the blue the other day telling me you'd "strawberry float me up quick". I hadn't said anything to you, you banana split.

Dblock wrote:
Preezy wrote:Farts are wind that has actually touched your poo, way worse than burps.

It's called gooseberry fool particles you actually are tasting/ breathing in gooseberry fool. Sometimes when someone farts so bad you can taste the smell is basically you eating ass/poop.

Science bitches

False wrote:I think the main revelation here is that dblock doesnt eat ass

thought he was supposed to be a ladies man

This whole thread is an elaborate diversionary tactic. We all know who dealt it.

Can we add a poll to decide this once and for all?

I would honestly rather smell someone's fart than their burp.

Farts just smell like a pooey version of whatever they've been eating recently.

Burps have this horrendous, acidic, almost wet enough to actually line your nostrils stench to them that is similar to puke.

Basically I'd rather smell poo than puke.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I would honestly rather smell someone's fart than their burp.

Farts just smell like a pooey version of whatever they've been eating recently.

Burps have this horrendous, acidic, almost wet enough to actually line your nostrils stench to them that is similar to puke.

Basically I'd rather smell poo than puke.

I'm white and like to fart.

Squinty wrote:I'm white and like to fart.

Farties Anonymous.

Jenuall wrote:
Squinty wrote:I'm white and like to fart.

Farties Anonymous.

It took me a while to admit it, but I have a problem. I just love spraying people with my fecal gases.

I then eat frozen chips out of the bag until I throw up all over myself.

Dblock wrote:
Poser wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Jenuall wrote:That Dolly the sheep does keep landing all the best roles to be fair!

Yes, but that's the Ewe-ish stranglehold on Hollywood for you.

The glory days of that era are surely over now though. We won't see the likes of Mutton-y on the Bounty again.

One can clearly see a lambentable rise in the numbers of cinema goers only after sheep thrills instead of a well crafted piece of work.

They're pulling the wool over your eyes! Wake up, sheeple!

Crack all the jokes you want but when reality hits that cloning becomes mainstream you will be Dblock was right. Said the same thing about weather manipulation and now they are openly saying they can and are doing it.

Dblock, is this you?

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This topic is destined for the archives.
Hello future forum historians, I do hope you're having fun with your robot overlords

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Peter Crisp wrote:This topic is destined for the archives.
Hello future forum historians, I do hope you're having fun with your robot overlords .

Clones, Crisp. Derek has been very specific.

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