Wii : Paedo's console of choice.

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WARDERS ORDERED: PLAY ON Wii WITH HUNTLEY
EXCLUSIVE: BAD NEWS & GOOD NEWS FOR SOHAM HORROR PAIR Staff even told to call monster child-killer 'Ian'
By Marc Baker Marc.Baker@People.Co.Uk

Prison guards have been told to play Wii computer games with Soham monster Ian Huntley in a bid to stop him killing himself.

They have also been instructed to call the murderer by his first name - and treat him like family.

Bosses issued the order because Huntley has tried suicide three times since getting life in 2003 for killing ten-year-old schoolpals Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman.

And they fear he will try again unless they keep him sweet.

So taxpayers have picked up the bill to put a £179 Nintendo Wii console in Huntley's cell at Frankland Prison in Co Durham.

And warders will join him in games which require players to replicate real-life actions in sports like tennis, golf and fishing.

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A jail source said: "Huntley has been asking for a Wii for months.

"When he moved to Frankland in February he was given a Nintendo Game Cube - but after only a few weeks he began complaing it was out of date.

"Management are desperate to stop him going though with threats he's made to kill himself and by giving him a Wii they believe they can take his mind away from harming himself in any way."

Earlier this year, an internal jail memo instructed staff to "develop a positive dialogue" with the 34-year-old fiend.

Officers were also told to treat him as "an extension of their family" and call him Ian or Mr Huntley.

But the source said: "Many of them don't want to get involved with him because of his crimes.

"But they know it's more than their jobs are worth if they don't comply."

Huntley - Prisoner JG5778 - enjoys his cushy life in a private room within the health-care wing of the maximum-security jail.

He can wear his own choice of designer clothes and has three meals a day brought to his cell.

As well as the Wii, the room is fitted with a telly and CD player.

And the walls are decorated with pictures of his ex-lover Maxine Carr.

The source said: "He has almost everything done for him and is waited on hand and foot by the officers assigned to his care.

"He lives in luxury - yet the parents of Holly and Jessica are living a nightmare."

I hope he gets some gooseberry fool games.

The arrogant bastard, he should've been given a DS. Cheaper and with a greater selection of quality games.

It's a f*cking disgrace.

Let him strawberry floating die, I mean seriously, would anyone miss him?

PostRe: Wii : Paedo's console of choice. by JK » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:47 am

Cut off his nads, string him up, burn him to a crisp, drive a stake through his heart, shoot him with a silver bullet and chop off the heads of everybody who he has ever had contact with.

It's the only way to be sure.

He can wear his own choice of designer clothes and has three meals a day brought to his cell.

As well as the Wii, the room is fitted with a telly and CD player.

Sounds good, what do I have to do?

Game Party and Sports Party should hasten the noose.

Drunken_Master wrote:
He can wear his own choice of designer clothes and has three meals a day brought to his cell.

As well as the Wii, the room is fitted with a telly and CD player.

Sounds good, what do I have to do?

Murder two little girls. According to Commando it's just like cutting through warm butter (too far?).

Banjo wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:
He can wear his own choice of designer clothes and has three meals a day brought to his cell.

As well as the Wii, the room is fitted with a telly and CD player.

Sounds good, what do I have to do?

Murder two little girls. According to Commando it's just like cutting through warm butter (too far?).

Distasteful, certainly.

I wonder what his fiends code is?

Drunken_Master wrote:I wonder what his fiends code is?

If that's deliberate, then that's very funny. :lol:

Hero of Canton wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:
He can wear his own choice of designer clothes and has three meals a day brought to his cell.

As well as the Wii, the room is fitted with a telly and CD player.

Sounds good, what do I have to do?

Murder two little girls. According to Commando it's just like cutting through warm butter (too far?).

Distasteful, certainly.

Thought so. At least I know my limits now. Still, the news is shocking and really makes a mockery of the prison system.

Hero of Canton wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:I wonder what his fiends code is?

If that's deliberate, then that's very funny.

Of course it's deliberate. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Drunken_Master wrote:
Hero of Canton wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:I wonder what his fiends code is?

If that's deliberate, then that's very funny.

Of course it's deliberate. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Burt?

PostRe: Wii : Paedo's console of choice. by **NGE** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:57 am

Drunken_Master wrote:
Hero of Canton wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:I wonder what his fiends code is?

If that's deliberate, then that's very funny.

Of course it's deliberate. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Yes.

Which is why we're doubting it's intentional. Yahaha.

Last edited by Denster on Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Of course he knows who you are. That's why he asked if it was deliberate.

Denster wrote:Of course he knows who you are. Thats why he asked if it was deliberate.

Slicedawg?

It's an obvious choice for Paedo's, we all know much Nintendo is kiddie-like.

Dammit NGE you bastard! Damn your swift and nimble fingers!

Gandalf wrote:It's an obvious choice for Paedo's, we all know much Nintendo is kiddie-like.

It gives them an excuse for wankers cramp as well.

Wii : Paedo's console of choice.

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