GRcade

Moggy wrote:I'm shocked, shocked, that the Met Police did something wrong. They normally seem such a lovely bunch.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65527007

"They also said they had intelligence, which is untrue," he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme.

The MET's strategy was clearly to arrest everyone, whether they have due reason or not and apologise afterwards. Judging by people's responses on the radio this morning, this hasn't been bad PR for them depressingly.

Episode 4: The Coronation

The gang is gathered in Vermilion's living room, which is decked out in royal memorabilia in honor of Queen Camilla's upcoming coronation. They are all dressed up in their best clothes, except for Jawa, who is wearing a stained t-shirt and sweatpants.

Vermilion: "Isn't this exciting? The coronation of Queen Camilla is finally here. I love having her face on my cups!"

Cuttooth: "A mug on a mug!"

Photek: [mutters] "He's a mug."

Moggy: "I'm just excited to see all the protests and chaos that will undoubtedly ensue."

Ad7: [grumbles] "Ding Dong, it's the Avon Lady."

Jawa: "I'll get it."

Jawa goes to the door and opens it to reveal RichardUK, who is wearing a Union Jack suit and waving a flag.

RichardUK: "Baaaaaaa! Hello, subjects! Are you all ready to celebrate the coronation of our new king and queen?"

The gang groans in unison.

Maf: "Based."

RichardUK: "Baaaaaaa. What's wrong with you lot? Don't you want to show your support for the monarchy?"

Moggy: "They're rich enough already. They don't need our support."

Jawa: "Can we just enjoy the ceremony without bringing politics into it?"

Vermilion: "I agree. Let's just enjoy the pomp and circumstance. And Queen Camilla."

Cut to later in the coronation ceremony, where Queen Camilla is being crowned.

Ad7: [grumbles] "Ding Dong, it's the Avon Lady."

Jawa opens the door to reveal Oblomov Boblomov wearing a red leather cape and carrying a phallic-shaped sceptre.

Oblomov Boblomov: "Hello my sexy subjects. Are you ready to pledge your allegiance to me?"

Photek: "Jaysus, not him again."

RichardUK: [splutters] "Baaaaaaa. This is an outrageous act of disrespect to our late Queen."

Vermilion: "Is that a thong, or my bunting?"

Moggy: "Enough is enough, Oblomov. Please leave us alone and let us enjoy the coronation."

Oblomov Boblomov: "Sexy coronation?"

Jawa: "Yes, can we please just watch the coronation? You're putting me off my crumpets."

Oblomov Boblomov: "Fine, I'll leave you to it. But before I go, let me show you my Prince Albert."

Maf: "Based."

The gang quickly throw a large Union Jack over Oblomov and tie him up in bunting. RichardUK also stands to attention and sings the national anthem

FADE TO BLACK.

Brilliant!

What the strawberry float how is that so good

Oh strawberry floating hell, that has brought tears to my eyes, i just can't stop laughing!

"The coronation of Queen Camilla is finally here. I love having her face on my cups!"



"Jawa, who is wearing a stained t-shirt and sweatpants"



"Ding dong it's the avon lady"



"RichardUK, who is wearing a Union Jack suit and waving a flag"



"Oblomov Boblomov wearing a red leather cape and carrying a phallic-shaped sceptre"

Didn't know Ob Bob was General Grievous.

I think I might watch it actually, when's it on the telly?

Curls wrote:I think I might watch it actually, when's it on the telly?

It's called "21st Century Coronation 2: William" and begins on 26 April 2024.

The only thing I'll ever pledge is my dining room table.


Apologies if someone else came up with this obvious joke first.

Hypes wrote:Episode 4: The Coronation

So we're agreed then, GRcade will be hosting a post of the year competition solely so that this can win it.

Hypes wrote:Episode 4: The Coronation

The gang is gathered in Vermilion's living room, which is decked out in royal memorabilia in honor of Queen Camilla's upcoming coronation. They are all dressed up in their best clothes, except for Jawa, who is wearing a stained t-shirt and sweatpants.

Vermilion: "Isn't this exciting? The coronation of Queen Camilla is finally here. I love having her face on my cups!"

Cuttooth: "A mug on a mug!"

Photek: [mutters] "He's a mug."

Moggy: "I'm just excited to see all the protests and chaos that will undoubtedly ensue."

Ad7: [grumbles] "Ding Dong, it's the Avon Lady."

Jawa: "I'll get it."

Jawa goes to the door and opens it to reveal RichardUK, who is wearing a Union Jack suit and waving a flag.

RichardUK: "Baaaaaaa! Hello, subjects! Are you all ready to celebrate the coronation of our new king and queen?"

The gang groans in unison.

Maf: "Based."

RichardUK: "Baaaaaaa. What's wrong with you lot? Don't you want to show your support for the monarchy?"

Moggy: "They're rich enough already. They don't need our support."

Jawa: "Can we just enjoy the ceremony without bringing politics into it?"

Vermilion: "I agree. Let's just enjoy the pomp and circumstance. And Queen Camilla."

Cut to later in the coronation ceremony, where Queen Camilla is being crowned.

Ad7: [grumbles] "Ding Dong, it's the Avon Lady."

Jawa opens the door to reveal Oblomov Boblomov wearing a red leather cape and carrying a phallic-shaped sceptre.

Oblomov Boblomov: "Hello my sexy subjects. Are you ready to pledge your allegiance to me?"

Photek: "Jaysus, not him again."

RichardUK: [splutters] "Baaaaaaa. This is an outrageous act of disrespect to our late Queen."

Vermilion: "Is that a thong, or my bunting?"

Moggy: "Enough is enough, Oblomov. Please leave us alone and let us enjoy the coronation."

Oblomov Boblomov: "Sexy coronation?"

Jawa: "Yes, can we please just watch the coronation? You're putting me off my crumpets."

Oblomov Boblomov: "Fine, I'll leave you to it. But before I go, let me show you my Prince Albert."

Maf: "Based."

The gang quickly throw a large Union Jack over Oblomov and tie him up in bunting. RichardUK also stands to attention and sings the national anthem

FADE TO BLACK.

I'm very happy the thread was bumped, because I had missed this post!



Brilliant, but also terrifying that it can put together something that feels so authentic. Like, it's obviously batshit crazy, but it really does pass as though someone with a creative (and genuinely funny) mind and a good knowledge of the involved posters' idiosyncrasies has written it.

Ad7 [grumbles]

Tomous wrote:Ad7 [grumbles]

It's the avon lady.