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Vermilion wrote:Rich Tea are amazing, what's wrong with you?

Bourbons on the other hand, yuck.

Yep, they’re just brown-coloured non-chocolate disappointment. A plain custard cream kicks a bourbon’s ass.

M&S Extremely Chocolatey are the kings. Literally more chocolate than biscuit.

Denster wrote:Starts a biscuit thread and doesn't drink tea. Ban this sick freak.

Biscuits in tea is amateur hour stuff. If you haven't dunked a bourbon in a Pepsi Max you haven't lived. :datass:

Jenuall wrote:
Denster wrote:Starts a biscuit thread and doesn't drink tea. Ban this sick freak.

Biscuits in tea is amateur hour stuff. If you haven't dunked a bourbon in a Pepsi Max you haven't lived.

And I thought I had a few odd eating habits...

Jenuall wrote:
Chocolate-Milk wrote:Rich Teas are fine on their own, but they're far and away the worst dunking biscuit.

Give me a milk chocolate Hobnob, or failing that, a malted milk.

Love a good malted milk! Do they still have pictures of cows on them?

They do indeed. Tesco do chocolate ones too, which I fully endorse.

Robbo-92 wrote:I don’t mind the odd After Eight but I don’t know if that’s a biscuit or not, probably not

Wait, what? :lol:

Heskimo wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:I don’t mind the odd After Eight but I don’t know if that’s a biscuit or not, probably not

Wait, what?

Ok, reading it back I have no idea what I was even thinking :fp:

The worst biscuit is the Blue Riband. It's like eating drywall coated in a single molecule of chocolate.

The worst biscuit in the world is obviously the bastard son of the fruit shortcake - the garibaldi biscuit. Anyone who was brought up in the 80s and lived off bags of broken biscuits from the market knows these were particularly foul.

rinks wrote:M&S Extremely Chocolatey are the kings. Literally more chocolate than biscuit.

Last time i checked a box was only £3 too as they were on special offer!

Jenuall wrote:If you haven't dunked a bourbon in a Pepsi Max you haven't lived.

Dual wrote:Jaffa Cakes

The British legal system has decided they’re cakes, keep them out of it!

Qikz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Rich Tea are amazing, what's wrong with you?

Bourbons on the other hand, yuck.

Rich Tea are decent if you want a biscuit that isn't full of fat, but Bourbons are amazing, take it back you swine!

No idea how I missed Vermillion’s dreadful dreadful take on Bourbons. Makes the (wrong) premise of the thread seem justifiable by comparison.

I used to like having 2 rich tea biscuits and putting butter on one and sticking them together and eating 'em. I was young. Pretty sure I did it with choccy biccys too.

I used to use rich teas to scoop Nutella out of the jar. You'd have to snap them in half so they could fit in, obviously, but they worked a treat.

Skarjo wrote:
Dual wrote:Jaffa Cakes

Not only are rich tea biscuits not gooseberry fool, they are actually some of the best biscuits around. You plebs just haven’t the nuance to delight in its subtlety.

Malted milk is the worst, obviously.

There's a different between something have subtle flavour and having no bloody flavour at all!

Custard Creams, the go-to biscuit of choice for crèches and daycares everywhere throughout the 1990s, are the actual worst.

Jenuall wrote:There's a different between something have subtle flavour and having no bloody flavour at all!

We've already confirmed that you've not been eating Rich Teas properly though.

Alvin Flummux wrote:Custard Creams, the go-to biscuit of choice for crèches and daycares everywhere throughout the 1990s, are the actual worst.

My grandad (my mums side of the family) was addicted to custard creams, he'd quite often eat a full packet of them in a single sitting.

The funny thing was that he was really small (he was something like 4' 11") and stick thin yet ate loads, it was a rare occasion to not see him eating something, cakes, biscuits, sweets, toffees .etc.

Alvin Flummux wrote:Custard Creams, the go-to biscuit of choice for crèches and daycares everywhere throughout the 1990s, are the actual worst.

Nope. Nope. Nope. This is not it. This is just WRONG.

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