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Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:13 am
by Vermilion
Ironhide wrote:more heat than light wrote:Fig Rolls.
Ban request.
Seconded.
Saint of Killers wrote:I've never had a Fig Roll. They don't look very enticing...
I was like this, but then i tried some and soon found that they are heavenly.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:33 am
by Saint of Killers
My dad loves 'em. Will give 'em a try next time he's got any.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 am
by Victor Mildew
Fig rolls are incredible. Couple them with a cup of tea and you could easily get through a whole pack of them.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:10 pm
by Jamo3103
Another vote against Rich Tea biscuits, I'd eat them if I was desperate but as biscuits go they're pretty terrible and I really can't see any reason to buy them.
On the other side of things, Tesco have started selling Rhubarb and Custard Creams, tried them the other day and they're bloody lovely.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:24 pm
by Tafdolphin
Nominate crappy shortbread plz.
EDIT: Fig rolls are strawberry floating great.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:34 pm
by Qikz
Garibaldi are awful.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:40 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Nominations? Custard Creams are my nomination.
Bland, tasteless, without any merit whatsoever. The bane of childhood, alongside Rich Tea and plain Digestives (which are only good for making Fridge Cakes/Tiffin).
Re: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:03 pm
by Wedgie
Jenuall wrote:Biscuits in tea is amateur hour stuff. If you haven't dunked a bourbon in a Pepsi Max you haven't lived.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm
by Rex Kramer
Alvin Flummux wrote:Nominations? Custard Creams are my nomination.
Bland, tasteless, without any merit whatsoever. The bane of childhood, alongside Rich Tea and plain Digestives (which are only good for making Fridge Cakes/Tiffin).
And yet if there were some on a plate in the tea room then you'd still probably eat one. Even crap biscuits are still good. Biscuits
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:08 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Rex Kramer wrote:Alvin Flummux wrote:Nominations? Custard Creams are my nomination.
Bland, tasteless, without any merit whatsoever. The bane of childhood, alongside Rich Tea and plain Digestives (which are only good for making Fridge Cakes/Tiffin).
And yet if there were some on a plate in the tea room then you'd still probably eat one. Even crap biscuits are still good. Biscuits
I probably wouldn't, honestly, unless I could overwhelm it with clotted cream or something. I just can't stand them - same as with Orange Squash, stupid watered down garbage.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:41 pm
by Victor Mildew
Qikz wrote:Garibaldi are awful.
You're awful
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 5:27 pm
by Denster
Jammy dodgers
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 5:30 pm
by Victor Mildew
Denster wrote:Jammy dodgers
Don't make me destroy you
Re: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 5:58 pm
by Frank
Rex Kramer wrote:Xeno wrote:I may upset a few people but the worst without a single doubt in my mind are Oreos, and no they are not cookies, they are gooseberry fool biscuits.
I've changed my mind from garibaldi to this. Any Brit buying Oreos over any of the fantastic biscuits that are native to the UK deserves having their citizenship revoked.
See, I was going to suggest Oreo but I googled it and it told me they were cookies. If we're counting them as biscuits then they're hands down the worst.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:18 pm
by Jenuall
Are people distinguishing between cookies and biscuits then? I think we can be fairly generous in the definition here - if Jaffa Cakes and fig rolls are making the cut then Oreos should be in as well!
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:29 pm
by Clarkman
Dog biscuits #edgelord
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:52 am
by Godzilla
Addicted to biscuits....
Still the best thing he has ever done.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:56 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Rich Tea biscuits are disgusting. The texture that rapidly develops inside your mouth is enough to make you gag — the real concern being that if you were to follow up with actual puke, it would be impossible to tell it apart from the biscuit.
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:00 am
by Saint of Killers
Re: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 9:37 am
by Saint of Killers
Why is a Garibaldi biscuit? 
The first
People also ask? question when you Google
garibaldi.
Exactly!