Worst film ever!

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **more heat than light** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:35 pm

Snowballday wrote:Unbreakable. The ending was just suddenly there. No explaination to anything.

While this is true, the notion that it is the worst film ever is frankly ridiculous. Perhaps even more so than nominating Mars Attacks. Mentalists, the pair of you.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Drumstick** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:53 pm

Corpse Bride. -50/10

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Diabolito** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:53 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:I've seen my fair share of shite over the years...

Vermi's worst films (in no particular order)

Rubber
Death Proof
VHS
The Innkeepers
The Covenant
Hunger
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Batman & Robin
Date Movie
Disaster Movie
The Last Sect
Guest House Paradiso

I'm sure i'll think of some more at some point too.

There's at least 4 good films on that list

Snowballday wrote:Unbreakable. The ending was just suddenly there. No explaination to anything.

Just plain wrong

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **floydfreak** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:13 pm

Caddyshack 2
Brooklyn Guns - Trys to be Scarface but fails massively gooseberry fool acting and storyline

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Nibble** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:29 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:I've seen my fair share of shite over the years...

Vermi's worst films (in no particular order)

Rubber
Death Proof
VHS
The Innkeepers
The Covenant
Hunger
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Batman & Robin
Date Movie
Disaster Movie
The Last Sect
Guest House Paradiso

I'm sure i'll think of some more at some point too.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that the Hunger you're referring to there is not the one directed by Steve McQueen. Because that would be insane.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Moggy** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:34 pm

Nibble wrote:
Vermi-Claus wrote:I've seen my fair share of shite over the years...

Vermi's worst films (in no particular order)

Rubber
Death Proof
VHS
The Innkeepers
The Covenant
Hunger
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Batman & Robin
Date Movie
Disaster Movie
The Last Sect
Guest House Paradiso

I'm sure i'll think of some more at some point too.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that the Hunger you're referring to there is not the one directed by Steve McQueen. Because that would be insane.

Hi Nibble, meet Vermilion - he’s crazy.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Dowbocop** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:19 pm

Dangerous Game. We all had a good laugh at the trailer when it got posted in the football thread, but when you watch the film in its entirety you see just how strawberry floating shocking it is. It's two hours of porn preamble level terrible acting in a fictional football world so removed from reality it makes Steve Bruce's novels seem like the Rothman's Book. It can be said when most people are criticising footballers that even if the player in question is absolutely shocking by Isthmian League standards, they are almost certainly better than you purely because they're playing there. The same can probably be said of bad films - just getting a film out there is difficult enough, let alone making it good. Having said that, I would wager that I, with no professional film industry experience, could improve that film. Writing, acting, casting. I could do it better. That's how bad it is.

Sex Lives of the Potato Men is probably the worst I've seen in the cinema, but we went in fully expecting that.

Also going to say: Batman vs Superman is worse than Batman and Robin.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **finish.last** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:25 pm

When I lived in the States I saw three films which all made it into my top ten gooseberry fool films. I remember them because when I discussed them with my mates they hadn't heard of them, which I thought was odd as we were all big movie-going geeks!

It was ages before I realised that the films were so awful they never made it to cinemas in the UK.

Anyway, they are:

1. Swimfan
2. Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
3. Fear.Com

All completely apalling.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Dowbocop** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:40 pm

I remember seeing the Ecks Vs Sever GBA game all the time back in the day. Apparently it was really good.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **finish.last** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:07 am

Ha! Yeah I'd forgotten about the game, it was very good! An FPS on Game Boy - pretty impressive.

The film, though....Jeez. It's probably worth tracking down just for the novelty of it.

I remember it having a fairly large marketing campaign - it was on the side of every bus you saw, while there was a fairly high profile TV campaign which had these, like, fifteen second bursts of "This summer, Lucy Liu is going........ BALLISTIC!" In what seemed like every ad break.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **BOR** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:28 am

The Happening.

It was utterly rubbish, rubbish and rubbish.

Bluesky · PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Kriken** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:41 am

Back to the Future

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Miguel007** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:23 am

The Fat Slags,
Keith Lemon: The Film,
Catwoman,
The Love Guru,
Dumb & Dumber To,
Special Correspondents,
Domino

Just a couple off the top of my head.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Lorn64** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:18 am

Yulehide wrote:I think Mars Attacks is probably the worst I've seen but I know there's plenty of far worse films out there.

Harry Ellis wrote:Corpse Bride. -50/10

Krik Kringle wrote:Back to the Future

D:

I love all of these!

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Denster** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:43 am

Snowballday wrote:Unbreakable. The ending was just suddenly there. No explaination to anything.

Yeah I'm going to be needing that switch back

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Vermilion** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:51 am

Diabolito wrote:There's at least 4 good films on that list

There really, really isn't.

Nibble wrote:I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that the Hunger you're referring to there is not the one directed by Steve McQueen. Because that would be insane.

I hated Steve McQueen's Hunger, i don't care what anyone thinks, i found it to be irredeemably awful.

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:Hi Nibble, meet Vermilion - he’s crazy.

Crazy for you Mogster. :wub:

Miguel Ho Ho Ho 7 wrote:The Love Guru

Oh god yes, that was truly dreadful.

Also, on a separate note, Ben Stiller's The Heartbreak Kid was also garbage.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Ploiper** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:31 am

alien vs predator requiem. dreadful dreadful movie

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Victor Mildew** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:34 am

Justice league - comfortably one of the worst films if not the worst that I've ever seen. Absolutely strawberry floating awful and inexcusable given then money and talent behind it.

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **floydfreak** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:48 am

Arachnoquake

PostRe: Worst film ever! by **Tsunade** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:13 am

In my defence I haven't watched many films in my time. That's the worst one I've seen (ending wise... it was too sudden!) though I was 12 at the time if seeing it.

Also Arachnaphobia. (Only because I'm terrified of spiders )

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