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by Vermilion » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:35 pm

Lime wrote:The Core was terrible, definitely wasted time watching that piece of


It was pretty bad, the CGI effects even in 2003, were just dreadful.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Ironhide » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:39 pm

Vermilion wrote:Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Watched a bit of it again on TV last night, and i was reminded as to just how abysmally crap it really is.


I don't think it's aged very well but there's some genuinely hilarious bits:



If you don't laugh at that there's something wrong with you.

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by Vermilion » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:49 pm

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Vermilion wrote:Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Watched a bit of it again on TV last night, and i was reminded as to just how abysmally crap it really is.


I don't think it's aged very well but there's some genuinely hilarious bits:



If you don't laugh at that there's something wrong with you.


That was the only bit which was actually funny though.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Wedgie » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:40 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Watched a bit of it again on TV last night, and i was reminded as to just how abysmally crap it really is.


I don't think it's aged very well but there's some genuinely hilarious bits:



If you don't laugh at that there's something wrong with you.


Apart from that scene, the whole film is shite. Even when it was released, so aged or not, it's still shite.

Probably one of the reason Jim Carrey don't want to do sequels.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Curls » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:50 pm

Is it considerably worse than the original? I found myself watching that some time last year and thought it was hilarious.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Moggy » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:42 am

Vermilion wrote:
Lime wrote:The Core was terrible, definitely wasted time watching that piece of


It was pretty bad, the CGI effects even in 2003, were just dreadful.


I remember enjoying it in a "so bad it's good" way.

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by Ironhide » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:37 pm

Curls wrote:Is it considerably worse than the original? I found myself watching that some time last year and thought it was hilarious.


Pet Detective is definitely better than When Nature Calls but I really like both of them.

I think its mainly that in the first film, Ace's antics and 'whackiness' were new to the audience and due to the relatively one dimensional nature of the character people found the sequel a bit stale.

The Austin Powers films were the same, the sequels just didn't have the same impact that the original did.

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by Photek » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:12 pm

Jumper. watched it in THE MALL OF AMERICA (america's largest mall in Minnesota) and it was utter utter trash. Dudes can jump about (vanish and appear on top of a roof) and no back story as to why, no reason why Samuel L Jackson is chasing them and it stars the gormless pleb that played Anakin in the star wars prequels who is possibly the worst actor I've ever seen.

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by Vermilion » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:32 pm

Casshern.

140 minutes of incoherent action scenes, bizarre headache inducing visuals, and a plot that was utterly incomprehensible.

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by Godzilla » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:38 pm

Casshern, there is a blast from the past, so much hype after the trailer. A bit like Dragon Wars, amazing trailer and terrible film. No film has done that better than Sucker Punch.

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by Tafdolphin » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:58 pm

Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.

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by Vermilion » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:13 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:

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by PatSharpsMullet » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:46 pm

The worst films I can remember seeing are Die Hard 5, Terminator Genisys, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Get Him to the Greek.

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by Ecno » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:50 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:


I quite like Wild Wild West and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I mean they're not great but I still enjoyed them.

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by Vermilion » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:40 am

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Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:


I quite like Wild Wild West and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I mean they're not great but I still enjoyed them.


Wild Wild West was trash, but it was also quite good fun at times.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen however had almost no redeeming features, and notoriously ended Sean Connery's career.

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by Moggy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:03 am

While flicking around last night we came across Martian Land on the Horror Channel.

We only watched about 5 minutes of it, but it’s safe to say it’s one of the worst movies ever made. :lol:

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:07 am

Vermilion wrote:
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Vermilion wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:


I quite like Wild Wild West and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I mean they're not great but I still enjoyed them.


Wild Wild West was trash, but it was also quite good fun at times.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen however had almost no redeeming features, and notoriously ended Sean Connery's career.


LXG (to use its marketing approved abbreviation) was on over Christmas and it's truly awful but still very watchable. It's proper car crash movie watching as almost everything about it is wrong, or bad, or misguided.

I'm a particular fan of the art design of the whole thing. The Nautilus looks like a gigantic porcelain toothpick, Memo's car like something Trump would design and Mr Hyde like a panto villain. It's truly bizarre, and way more interesting than other flops of the time such as the truly dire Van Helsing.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Ironhide » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:50 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Ecno wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:


I quite like Wild Wild West and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I mean they're not great but I still enjoyed them.


Wild Wild West was trash, but it was also quite good fun at times.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen however had almost no redeeming features, and notoriously ended Sean Connery's career.


LXG (to use its marketing approved abbreviation) was on over Christmas and it's truly awful but still very watchable. It's proper car crash movie watching as almost everything about it is wrong, or bad, or misguided.

I'm a particular fan of the art design of the whole thing. The Nautilus looks like a gigantic porcelain toothpick, Memo's car like something Trump would design and Mr Hyde like a panto villain. It's truly bizarre, and way more interesting than other flops of the time such as the truly dire Van Helsing.


I actually liked Van Helsing, it's definitely not a good film but at least it's a fun watch.

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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by Moggy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:33 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Ecno wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:Probably the worst film I ever saw on the cinema was End of Days, the religious apocalypse vehicle for Arnie back in 1999. The last film I saw in the 20th century, annoyingly.


My last cinema trip of the 20th century was to see Wild Wild West. :dread:


I quite like Wild Wild West and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I mean they're not great but I still enjoyed them.


Wild Wild West was trash, but it was also quite good fun at times.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen however had almost no redeeming features, and notoriously ended Sean Connery's career.


LXG (to use its marketing approved abbreviation) was on over Christmas and it's truly awful but still very watchable. It's proper car crash movie watching as almost everything about it is wrong, or bad, or misguided.

I'm a particular fan of the art design of the whole thing. The Nautilus looks like a gigantic porcelain toothpick, Memo's car like something Trump would design and Mr Hyde like a panto villain. It's truly bizarre, and way more interesting than other flops of the time such as the truly dire Van Helsing.


I actually liked Van Helsing, it's definitely not a good film but at least it's a fun watch.


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PostRe: Worst film ever!
by floydfreak » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:54 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Watched a bit of it again on TV last night, and i was reminded as to just how abysmally crap it really is.


I don't think it's aged very well but there's some genuinely hilarious bits:



If you don't laugh at that there's something wrong with you.


Apart from that scene, the whole film is shite. Even when it was released, so aged or not, it's still shite.

Probably one of the reason Jim Carrey don't want to do sequels.


Best scenes for me from the film


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