Worst Loading Time Ever!

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Jenuall** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:38 pm

I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often? :datass:

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Vermilion** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:40 pm

Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Jenuall** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:49 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

That is not true!

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Vermilion** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:55 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

That is not true!

Of course it's true, it's pathetic watching you grind away day after day! It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg!

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Jenuall** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:27 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

That is not true!

Of course it's true, it's pathetic watching you grind away day after day! It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg!

That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel!

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Squinty** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:31 pm

Lego City Undercover on Wii U was strawberry floating ridiculous.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **OrangeRKN** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:27 pm

I'm very glad I played that on Switch where it was still bad but not awful

Metal Gear Solid 4
At least from what I remember. Maybe that was installing

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Carlos** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:18 pm

Wipeout 2048 on the Vita still takes a good 30 seconds.to load a race on the normal campaign whicb is too long for a portable. The HD campaign at least loads in half that time.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Peter Crisp** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:42 pm

I remember having a space based adventure game on the Amiga that made you do a disk swap every time you entered a room or corridor.

That was pretty tedious.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Albert** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:10 am

Jaguar xj220 on the amiga had you swap discs twice when loading a race. Body blows was also really bad as well I seem to remember.

The Amiga was a minefield for this. Bonus points for games that also failed to utilise a second disc drive (not that i was even close to wealthy enough to own one).

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Vermilion** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 8:59 am

Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

That is not true!

Of course it's true, it's pathetic watching you grind away day after day! It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg!

That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel!

It is true that you do play other games, like Wimbledon, where you're having it off with that jail bait ball girl.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Jenuall** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:13 am

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I don't remember the loading times in Bloodborne being that bad.

Perhaps I just didn't die that often?

That's because you weren't playing it.

Everyone knows you only go on the AR machine to have sex.

That is not true!

Of course it's true, it's pathetic watching you grind away day after day! It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg!

That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel!

It is true that you do play other games, like Wimbledon, where you're having it off with that jail bait ball girl.

I'm more of a Zero-G Kickboxing guy these days, and it's not just because I wore out the groinal socket in less than three weeks. :shifty:

I'm just praying that it goes the distance....

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Jenuall** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:18 am

There's nothing wrong with boxing. It's one of the great working class escapes. It's just sport, like any other - two highly trained athletes at the peak of physical perfection trying to outwit each other in a ring of combat.

At it's best, it's not a sport - it's an artform. :datass:

Female, topless boxing?

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Vermilion** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:54 pm

They're not even hitting one another, they just appear to be standing in the centre of the ring and jiggling up and down.

PostRe: Worst Loading Time Ever! by **Errkal** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:22 pm

Lego City Undercover on Wii U had awful load times, took sodding ages, annoying music and had the damn thing what felt like every 10 minutes.

Watch Dogs Legion and Crash Bandicoot 4 are more recent ones.
I remember Lego City on Wii U was a complete joke too, remember sitting there for ages watching a spining badge .

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