Worst thing you've ever seen IRL

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by Dowbocop » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:07 pm

I was leaving work today and I saw a man who'd fallen over near a broken bus stop window pane and had nicked an artery :dread:

There was this splatter of blood along the floor just like on TV before he'd sat himself down, and a load of people were first aiding (applying pressure, calling 999 etc). He was going really pale, probably from shock more than blood loss, but he was quite groggy sat up against the bus shelter and was struggling to speak.

One of the first aiders was trying to speak to him to keep him awake until the ambulance arrived. They asked him what his name was, where he lived, what football team he supported etc. I think she was panicking a bit and was trying to gather some info for the paramedics, so she asked him what his blood type was, and he replied "B positive."

Fair play to him, that's a great attitude to have.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Prototype » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:15 pm

:lol:

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by Cuttooth » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:20 pm

Booooooooo

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by SEP » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:29 pm

strawberry float. You.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by more heat than light » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:31 pm

I know this is a joke thread (good one too!) but last week I had a bit of a horror show. I work in a supermarket and our security guard caught someone stealing something and throwing it into a bag. As the security guard yelled at him to stop the guy literally gooseberry fool himself. He was escorted from the premises with small nuggets of poo dripping out of the side of his trouser leg.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Moggy » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:11 pm

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Preezy » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:13 pm

When I was a kid (maybe 13 or 14) I saw an ambulance run over a pigeon. It had almost made it across the road and then suddenly panicked and the front wheel went right over its head.

When I lived in the Middle East I remember being about 5 or 6 and looking over the fence at friend's house and their neighbours were killing a cow, saw its throat get slit and it bleed out which was pretty disturbing as you can imagine. Thinking about it more closely I don't know why they were killing a cow, I was in an ex-pat compound full of Westerners, but maybe I'd looked over the outer-most fence that backed onto more rural land, I dunno.

Totally fine now though :simper:

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Squinty » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:21 pm

more heat than light wrote:I know this is a joke thread (good one too!) but last week I had a bit of a horror show. I work in a supermarket and our security guard caught someone stealing something and throwing it into a bag. As the security guard yelled at him to stop the guy literally gooseberry fool himself. He was escorted from the premises with small nuggets of poo dripping out of the side of his trouser leg.


I used to work in Tesco, the security guard there caught someone nicking stuff and took them into the security room, where the guy shat himself on the chair.

Muggins here had to dump said chair. It was stained with crap.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Knoyleo » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:38 pm

Preezy wrote:Totally fine now though :simper:

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Zilnad » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:11 pm

Worst thing I've seen? Father passed out drunk, wearing nothing but mother's thigh high boots.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Jenuall » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:23 pm

I saw James Corden in Cardiff once

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Tomous » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:27 pm

A cow eating a burning dead body

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:29 pm

I've seen a hell of a lot of dead, mostly naked people. Some do some very horrible things to themselves before committing suicide or killing their partners.

Part decomposed bodies are horrendous. Especially when leant against a heater or in a warm room.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Victor Mildew » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:39 pm

Jenuall wrote:I saw James Corden in Cardiff once


No that was the millennium stadium

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Preezy » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:15 am

Knoyleo wrote:
Preezy wrote:Totally fine now though :simper:

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Picture is accurate.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Peter Crisp » Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:19 pm

I once watched someone willingly get a job at Jordans Mill in Biggleswade.
What a terrible, terrible life choice as that place takes the strawberry floating piss with staff on a massive scale.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Ironhide » Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:30 pm

Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 am, X, Yogi DMT
And a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thing with just a flaming
Stealth banana split the sky like one would hope
But never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and
Stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
"Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool!"

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Curls » Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:59 pm

Ohhh I was driving about a year ago and I came across a traffic collision. Some BMW and a motorcyclist had crashed. The bmw had a cracked front window and the male bike rider was there distraught arguing with him…..on the other side of the bmw I saw a bunch of people stood around a young woman in her 20’s splattered all over the pavement.

A newspaper later confirmed to me she had died at the scene and she had been on the back of the bike.
The bmw had pulled out suddenly and the bike had been going too fast and collided with it. She hadn’t been wearing a Helmet or leathers (Cyprus) her partner on the bike had been.

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Zerudaaaaa! » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:17 pm

One time, I went to see Justice League at the cinema. :dread:

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PostRe: Worst thing you've ever seen IRL
by Knoyleo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:27 pm

Ironhide wrote:Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 am, X, Yogi DMT
And a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thing with just a flaming
Stealth banana split the sky like one would hope
But never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and
Stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
"Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool!"

gooseberry fool the bed!

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.

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