Xbox finds UK's hottest female Halo fan

No, we don't have her phone number

So, when you've got a new computer game to plug what do you? Easy, you trawl the UK to find UK's hottest female Halo fan.

And after a rather vague selection process which just might have involved wandering round a few modelling agencies, Xbox decided on 25-year-old Amanda Johnstone from South London, a girl who likes nothing more than 'being snuggled up in bed with her Xbox controller, playing Halo to help take her away from her daily stresses.' Halo duvet cover and pillow case set naturally.

At this point, we'd love to tell you (Miss World Style) about her charity work, measurements and star sign, but sadly we can only inform you that aside from walking round her house in a skimpy top and hot pants, Amanda runs her own events management company, hangs about the Halo Club night at The Cross, Kings Cross, London, sings karaoke and walks her pet Chihuahua 'Chiefy'. Come on, at least it's not quite as obvious as calling it Halo. Ok, maybe it is. Check out the bedroom too, packed with Halo goodies, almost as if it's been dressed for a photo shoot *cough*.

Unsurprisingly, Amanda can't wait to get her hands on Halo Wars (shelf date 27th February 2009), but is it any good? Well, you can find out from this Saturday, as we'll have a full review of the strategy game online from that very day. And if you want to know more about Halo and the man behind it, check out our interview with game developer Bungie

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I don't buy it. It must be a man.

There are numerous things wrong with these photos.

What is up with her feet in the top left pic? They are like 2 foot long. Like a hobbit with a wax or a clown without shoes or a tall man.

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CosmoKramer wrote:I don't buy it. It must be a man.

No, no, no. I'm quite sure it is a woman. I just think it is another type of advertising, like a sponsored babe advertorial.
Halo Wars wasn't even on my radar, but her tight little white top is making me seriously consider it. 8-)

Godzilla wrote:What is up with her feet in the top left pic? They are like 2 foot long. Like a hobbit with a wax or a clown without shoes or a tall man.

Look around the edge of the pic for the answer.

What a load of tosh.

Wow! She can play halo from that angle.

Impressive.

There are numerous things wrong with these photos.

Yeah, she isn't making my tea

I want that bedding!!

Anyone know where I can get it from?

I'd like to destroy her ring.

I'm going to hunter down and make her grunt.

And then some reference about Blood Gulch that I don't have the heart to flesh out into a proper joke.

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VenomUK wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I don't buy it. It must be a man.

No, no, no. I'm quite sure it is a woman. I just think it is another type of advertising, like a sponsored babe advertorial.
Halo Wars wasn't even on my radar, but her tight little white top is making me seriously consider it.

It's like the Frag Dolls never happened and the marketing bods are living 5 years behind everyone else.

I seriously doubt she'd heard of Halo before the men with the money came a-running. Still would though.

This is suss, all her Halo merch (Legendary helmet aside) has been out for about two weeks! Where's her Joyride Studios first edition Warthog? ActionClix Scarab? Kotobiyuka statues?

Pfft, she's no Halo fan.

It's a bit of a coincidence that despite being a supposedly massive Halo fan, she only seems to have posters/bed cover/top of Halo Wars specifically which happens to be released next week. Was she not into the other games then?

She munts, or something.

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Shawks wrote:

It's a bit of a coincidence that despite being a supposedly massive Halo fan, she only seems to have posters/bed cover/top of Halo Wars specifically which happens to be released next week. Was she not into the other games then?

What on earth are you suggesting. I'm quite sure this ad is as genuine as that 'All I want for Christmas is a PSP' blog...

Now, can someone post some REAL pictures of Halo fans. :lol:

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Raide wrote::fp:

Now, can someone post some REAL pictures of Halo fans.

here you go

apart from the last one.

Did not know woman was allowed to play Xbox 360 games. Too violent.

Yes she's gorgeous, but anyone who doesn't see straight through this is a...

...tit.

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