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by Lagamorph » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:25 am

Their claims of only £20 compensation are basically unenforceable.
If you take them to Small Claims court they'll likely back down and pay out before it even gets to court, or just end up losing.

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by Mafro » Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:58 am

I've never really had a problem with Hermes. Their tracking is weird but if I'm not in they always put the parcel in one of our spare wheelie bins.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:13 pm

Vipoo what the strawberry float :lol:

Is that red carpet toilet paper or something?

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by Jenuall » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:17 pm

Ad7 wrote:Vipoo what the strawberry float :lol:

Is that red carpet toilet paper or something?

I didn't want to dive too deep into researching this but from a cursory search it appears to be some sort of "pre-poo" air freshener? :dread:

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by Pedz » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:21 pm

you spray it down the shitter and it supposedly stops the stank coming up and out the water.

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by RichardUK » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:36 pm

Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:3x bottles of ViPoo


:lol:


I know! I managed to get a deal on quite a few bottles, they sold really well around Christmas time

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by Moggy » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:51 pm

RichardUK wrote:
Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:3x bottles of ViPoo


:lol:


I know! I managed to get a deal on quite a few bottles, they sold really well around Christmas time


I know you have to launder your money, but surely there are better things to spend money on than air freshener for gooseberry fool.

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by Mafro » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:22 pm

Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:
Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:3x bottles of ViPoo


:lol:


I know! I managed to get a deal on quite a few bottles, they sold really well around Christmas time


I know you have to launder your money, but surely there are better things to spend money on than air freshener for gooseberry fool.

strawberry floating hell :lol:

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by Jenuall » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:29 pm



"Punish the porcelain" :dread:

"Give every bathroom the V.I. Poo treatment" :dread: :dread:

"Trapping the icky smell of your devil's donuts" :dread: :dread: :dread:

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by RichardUK » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:30 pm

Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:
Moggy wrote:
RichardUK wrote:3x bottles of ViPoo


:lol:


I know! I managed to get a deal on quite a few bottles, they sold really well around Christmas time


I know you have to launder your money, but surely there are better things to spend money on than air freshener for gooseberry fool.


:roll: I don't use it myself but people seem to buy it

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by Moggy » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:31 pm

Stop pretending Richard. Your gooseberry fool stinks just as much as us poor plebs.

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by Jenuall » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:35 pm

To be fair it's probably hard to take in the smell when taking a dump in the RichardUK residence, your senses will be overwhelmed by the plethora of Union flags hanging all around the bathroom and the sound of Rule Brittania being played at full blast when you sit down on the porcelain throne!

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by Moggy » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:41 pm

Jenuall wrote:To be fair it's probably hard to take in the smell when taking a dump in the RichardUK residence, your senses will be overwhelmed by the plethora of Union flags hanging all around the bathroom and the sound of Rule Brittania being played at full blast when you sit down on the porcelain throne!


I imagine he has 17 different bathrooms though so if his defecation smells too ripe, he can always just use the one in another wing of the property.

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by Squinty » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:42 pm

I might buy that. My poos are so smelly.

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by Lagamorph » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:46 pm

I remember the first time I saw the ViPoo advert on TV, I was convinced it was a piss take until I saw it actually for sale in the shops.

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by Jenuall » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:55 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:To be fair it's probably hard to take in the smell when taking a dump in the RichardUK residence, your senses will be overwhelmed by the plethora of Union flags hanging all around the bathroom and the sound of Rule Brittania being played at full blast when you sit down on the porcelain throne!


I imagine he has 17 different bathrooms though so if his defecation smells too ripe, he can always just use the one in another wing of the property.


The 17 bathrooms is to facilitate the week long cleaning process that each must go through after every use.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:59 pm

His landlord must be knackered.

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by Green Gecko » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:29 am

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:To be fair it's probably hard to take in the smell when taking a dump in the RichardUK residence, your senses will be overwhelmed by the plethora of Union flags hanging all around the bathroom and the sound of Rule Brittania being played at full blast when you sit down on the porcelain throne!


I imagine he has 17 different bathrooms though so if his defecation smells too ripe, he can always just use the one in another wing of the property.


The 17 bathrooms is to facilitate the week long cleaning process that each must go through after every use.

No just get a new toilet each time it scales up

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by mysteriousdave » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:26 pm

Yodel thought it best to throw a box actually marked "the book people" over my 6ft gate and leave it out in the pissing rain all day. They laugh in the face of Storm Brendon and associated weather warnings.

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