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by RichardUK » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:55 am

:x DPD woke me up early this morning with loud banging on my door so I rushed down but I was not dressed so opened the window and she look a photo of my hand for reason, when she had gone I opened the door to get the parcel and it wasn’t even for my address! So now I have got to go and delivery the parcel

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by Zilnad » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:59 am

Anyone else finding delivery drivers to be super happy during lockdown? I swear giving each other a thumbs up across a long distance has been a way more cheerful experience than being hand delivered stuff. Maybe that's just me and my social anxiety though :slol:

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by Chocolate-Milk » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:48 pm

Zilnad wrote:Anyone else finding delivery drivers to be super happy during lockdown? I swear giving each other a thumbs up across a long distance has been a way more cheerful experience than being hand delivered stuff. Maybe that's just me and my social anxiety though :slol:

I've noticed that too!

I reckon it's because they're still playing their usual game of knock-a-door-run, but they're getting paid for leaving the parcel as well. :lol:

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by KK » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:53 pm

Booked a parcel collection from Hermes for tomorrow. So naturally they turn up today. Not a problem now, but normally this would have screwed me over. 'Sorry, we missed you'. YOU DON'T SAY. :|

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by Drumstick » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:58 pm

Yodel actually delivered my new daybed without screwing anything up.

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by Kezzer » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:31 pm

well they are not going to deliver it and build it for you.

and what the strawberry float is a daybed?!

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Tomous » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:38 pm

Zilnad wrote:Anyone else finding delivery drivers to be super happy during lockdown? I swear giving each other a thumbs up across a long distance has been a way more cheerful experience than being hand delivered stuff. Maybe that's just me and my social anxiety though :slol:



Yes, I’ve noticed that too :lol:


The emptier roads are probably making their lives easier.

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by Errkal » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:43 pm

Don’t they generally get paid for successful deliveries and now most people are in so that helps them massively too.

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by Drumstick » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:47 pm

Kezzer wrote:well they are not going to deliver it and build it for you.

and what the strawberry float is a daybed?!

Dunno. This is what I bought.

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by Trelliz » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:09 pm

Kezzer wrote:well they are not going to deliver it and build it for you.

and what the strawberry float is a daybed?!


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by Moggy » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:16 pm

Trelliz wrote:
Kezzer wrote:well they are not going to deliver it and build it for you.

and what the strawberry float is a daybed?!


How Qikz pronounces his old username with a blocked nose.


So how he pronounces his old username all the time?

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:38 am

Drumstick wrote:
Kezzer wrote:well they are not going to deliver it and build it for you.

and what the strawberry float is a daybed?!

Dunno. This is what I bought.

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Did they not have any L shaped ones?

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Drumstick » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:43 am

Unfortunately not, that would have gone perfectly up against the french doors, giving me the perfect view of my 4K Polaroid TV.

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Victor Mildew » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:16 am

Now you're talking

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
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by Chocolate-Milk » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:15 pm

'They have a child, or a dog, or both' :lol:

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Lagamorph » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:56 pm

"But not EU" :fp:

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Cuttooth » Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:18 am

A bit like that guy in Ireland who gets the postal service to complete crosswords and jigsaw puzzles to find the recipient.

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by KK » Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:54 pm

Man, Hermes are useless. Booked a collection via eBay’s Packlink service for today and they’ve done a no show.

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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:11 am

KK wrote:Man, Hermes are useless. Booked a collection via eBay’s Packlink service for today and they’ve done a no show.

I did the same and it showed as delivered signed for...went to the newsagents and they told me they no longer accept parcels due to coronavirus and haven't been for two months! But Hermes has still not taken them off their system.
My parcel status has strangely updated to On Hold now. I tried contacting Hermes but they only have some chat bot which helps you send an email. NO response yet from Hermes.

Opened a case on eBay as item not received. Seller replies stating it was delviered signed for on Hermes tracking :fp:


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