Your batsh*t mental dreams

PostYour batsh*t mental dreams by **Victor Mildew** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:51 pm

Ive been having some truly bizarre dreams lately, the latest of which was:

I'd been picked to be a new presenter on top gear, and had to go to this huge white manor house to meet who the other two co presenters would be, but on the way I get a phone call telling me who it would be, to pre warn me.

Paul gascoigne and raoul moat :lol:

I said it was a terrible idea, but was assured that the banter between them would be great and that Paul's 'Moaty it's Gazza!' Catchphrase would be a big hit with viewers. I got to the house and could hear Paul shouting this, while there was this huge mugshot of Moat on the front of the house.

Thankfully I then woke up.

What crazy dreams have you had recently?

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Imrahil** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:56 pm

Last night I dreamt I was in one of those stretched Hummer limo's - and Richard Gere was fighting an elderly lady inside it (she had a baseball bat).

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Kezzer** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:01 pm

I was back working in retail :dread:

And... Mark Francois was my manager :dread:

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **DarkRula** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:09 pm

Honestly, I think my dreams just want me to finally get some action, because no matter what's happening in them, there always has to be something sexual as part of the 'plot'. I never even remember anything from them, but I know that something intimate happened, almost as if my brain's saying "this here? You need to get on it".

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Tsunade** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:19 pm

I once had a very odd dream where my friend and I were in a casino. For some reason this casino was partially a theme park and my friend put a horse on the rollercoaster.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Ironhide** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:37 pm

DarkRula wrote:Honestly, I think my dreams just want me to finally get some action, because no matter what's happening in them, there always has to be something sexual as part of the 'plot'. I never even remember anything from them, but I know that something intimate happened, almost as if my brain's saying "this here? You need to get on it".

A lot of mine are like that.

Sorry brain, that's not likely happen any time soon.

My non sexy dreams are really weird, ranging from finding myself in the midst of an alien invasion, epic thunderstorms and getting lost in a bizarre Escher esque version of my old secondary school to name but a few.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Tomous** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:34 pm

Not really batshit but the scariest dream I've ever had was on an overnight greyhound bus in Australia where this [i]thing/i] was trying to get me and all my friends were just watching as I tried to escape despite me calling for help. It was terrifying.

Next night at the hostel I was staying at, went to the bar with a group anx these girls started telling a story about this weirdo on their bus who kept shouting "HEEEEEEELP ME" in a Kermit the frog voice in his sleep.....

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Skarjo** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:12 am

Victor Mildew wrote:'Moaty it's Gazza!'

strawberry float that was a surreal event.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Qikz** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 9:16 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Ive been having some truly bizarre dreams lately, the latest of which was:

I'd been picked to be a new presenter on top gear, and had to go to this huge white manor house to meet who the other two co presenters would be, but on the way I get a phone call telling me who it would be, to pre warn me.

Paul gascoigne and raoul moat

I said it was a terrible idea, but was assured that the banter between them would be great and that Paul's 'Moaty it's Gazza!' Catchphrase would be a big hit with viewers. I got to the house and could hear Paul shouting this, while there was this huge mugshot of Moat on the front of the house.

Thankfully I then woke up.

What crazy dreams have you had recently?

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One the other night was Tony Soprano was at my house quoting for an air conditioning installation.

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Last night I dreamt me and the wife were trying to catch a flight and as it got delayed, we were put in some proper posh twat swanky London hotel. We had a meal there with drinks, then in the morning for some reason the airport Check in was in the hotel. We checked in, then realised we'd forgotten to settle our bill, which we tried over the phone and they'd charged us £2000 for a bottle of prosecco. I woke up in the middle of arguing about this with the manager, as he said we had slagged the staff off and as the fizz was 16 years aged, what did we expect.

Bastards

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Squinty** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:33 am

I dreamt that was lying in bed and my brother hovered in like a ghost, said 'you are gay!' and then disappeared.

When I told my ma about this, she couldn't stop laughing.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Ironhide** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:19 pm

Squinty wrote:I dreamt that was lying in bed and my brother hovered in like a ghost, said 'you are gay!' and then disappeared.

When I told my ma about this, she couldn't stop laughing.

i once had a dream with a giant caterpillar with the cheshire cat's head, is that the sort of thing?

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Ironhide** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:36 pm

snow guy 64 wrote:i once had a dream with a giant caterpillar with the cheshire cat's head, is that the sort of thing?

That sort of thing, yes.

I once had a dream in which I was ritually murdered by garden gnomes armed with spears.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **shy guy 64** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:31 pm

Ding Dong Merrily on Hide wrote:
snow guy 64 wrote:i once had a dream with a giant caterpillar with the cheshire cat's head, is that the sort of thing?

That sort of thing, yes.

I once had a dream in which I was ritually murdered by garden gnomes armed with spears.

i once dreamed a friend of my brother's cut my throat

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **Vermilion** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:33 pm

Ding Dong Merrily on Hide wrote:I once had a dream in which I was ritually murdered by garden gnomes armed with spears.

I made a video in the 90's with that theme, we used mum's gnomes at the time and it worked pretty well.

Shame the footage is on an old VHS tape and i can't do anything about retrieving it now.

Been having some fantastic dreams lately. It's amazing how easily and quickly it is to forget them, so thought I write last night's down.

I was in some kind of a... I think you could say mansion. There was someone showing me around. For some reason her name was... Akumi? We left the mansion and I was afraid of not seeing her again. Then we were outside (now with someone else? We walked past Akumi at one point), where it was green. A vehicle pulled up with a giant beer can on it, the kind of thing you might see at a parade. The giant beer can sprayed us with beer foam and musicians appeared. Lots of people were there and I felt self-concious about my movements, but tried moving to the beat.

Then another vehicle appeared from behind. It seemed to be floating and team Starfox were inside. It came to the front where the giant beer can was. Falco was especially vivid. At one point I asked the person next to me what he was saying. He seemed to be saying something, but I couldn't hear. I was very excited.

Then we were in some kind of tunnel-like structure... as if it might be the inside of a giant creature. It felt like I was on some kind of theme-park experience. Then I was holding something in my hand shaped like an earphone, but it turned out to be a cigarette that I started sucking on. Someone lit the cigarette, which isn't actually what I wanted.

The beginning of the dream with the mansion is a bit faded and I feel like there might have been something more. But the rest of it is still very clear.

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **shy guy 64** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:43 pm

I dreamt the monsters inc characters shaving their teeth

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **VlaSoul** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:44 pm

I have a recurring motif in my dreams where I put retainers on and all my teeth slowly become loose and eventually fall out, the pain feels very real
this tends to happen when I'm fairly stressed, so every few months I guess

the rest of my dreams consist of me knowing anime characters irl and people worshipping me as a god, which very much reflects my real life

PostRe: Your batsh*t mental dreams by **DarkRula** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:36 pm

DarkRula wrote:Honestly, I think my dreams just want me to finally get some action, because no matter what's happening in them, there always has to be something sexual as part of the 'plot'. I never even remember anything from them, but I know that something intimate happened, almost as if my brain's saying "this here? You need to get on it".

Can confirm this still happens with my dreams. Now with added water, 'cus it's been too long since I got to some of that action, as well.

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