Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:13 pm
Magazines? PSP/DS? Phone? What essentials do you take in to the dump station?
Phone and book.
That's all I need. I poo quickly sometimes.
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Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:14 pm
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:14 pm
Toiler Paper.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:15 pm
Edge/GamesTM.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:15 pm
I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:15 pm
Nothing,I'm hardcore.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:16 pm
Fatal Exception wrote:I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
Weirdo.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:16 pm
Phone. It has Sudoku on it!
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:18 pm
Fatal Exception wrote:I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
Quite right.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:21 pm
I don't get the appeal of sitting in a cold bathroom, above a pool of your own excrement, reading a book. Maybe it's just me.
I get in, take a gooseberry fool, get out.
I get in, take a gooseberry fool, get out.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:22 pm
Fatal Exception wrote:I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
You could shave 15 seconds off that by not washing your hands...
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:23 pm
I thought this was another relationship topic which made the first post all the more odd.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:23 pm
Igor wrote:Fatal Exception wrote:I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
You could shave 15 seconds off that by not washing your hands...
The next bit is too obvious to post. Don't want to get slated by Mindcrime.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:19 pm
Nothing. I just want to get it over with as soon as possible.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:22 pm
Recently its been a case of get in, do my business and get out. Though I have been known to take my DS or a magazine with me in past.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:27 pm
Mostly my iPod but I will take my DS in there or a book or newspaper.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:31 pm
Pick a random page and read. I remember hearing that reading on the shitter is a great way to learn because you're really relaxed and ostensibly take more information in.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:38 pm
Fatal Exception wrote:I just go there, gooseberry fool, wipe, wash my hands and leave. No time for anything else as I just go for a gooseberry fool when I need one.
not even using toilet paper, thats hardcore!
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:43 pm
Madness wrote:Edge/GamesTM.
Toilet paper then.
Re: Your dump routine
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:46 pm
Oh Teh Noes wrote:Phone and book.
That's all I need. I poo quickly sometimes.
I hope you don't ring anyone up while you're splashing.
