Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Oh Teh Noes » Sun May 06, 2012 3:03 pm

They had those platform toilets in the hostel in Budapest too. Even flushing wouldn't shift it, I had to cover it with bog roll and use the toilet brush :x

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Sun May 06, 2012 3:04 pm

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bio-Bidet-BL- ... 239wt_1270

Seriously tempted :lol:

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It's like a toilet seat from Star Trek.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Alvin Flummux » Sun May 06, 2012 3:26 pm

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Peter Crisp » Sun May 06, 2012 4:53 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bio-Bidet-BL-17-Bidet-Toilet-Seat-Elongated-WHITE-W-Night-Light-/170565607376?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D230762673455%26ps%3D54#ht_5239wt_1270

Seriously tempted :lol:

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It's like a toilet seat from Star Trek.


They don't have time for the toilet in the Trek universe with all the galactic wars and teaching alien species how to love so they just have it beamed out of them on the go. That's why you never see any toilets when you see shots of people in corridors.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun May 06, 2012 4:55 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bio-Bidet-BL-17-Bidet-Toilet-Seat-Elongated-WHITE-W-Night-Light-/170565607376?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D230762673455%26ps%3D54#ht_5239wt_1270

Seriously tempted :lol:

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It's like a toilet seat from Star Trek.


They don't have time for the toilet in the Trek universe with all the galactic wars and teaching alien species how to love so they just have it beamed out of them on the go. That's why you never see any toilets when you see shots of people in corridors.


In the official plans for the Enterprise D bridge, there's a door for the "Head", which is naval parlance for the shitter.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Peter Crisp » Sun May 06, 2012 4:59 pm

That's only called to so they can fool any Aliens who try and take over the ship. I have a feeling it's where they keep all the really top quality firearms as all the Alien suckers will head for the armoury while the people in the know head for the so called toilet and this also has the benefit of them looking like complete cowards so the enemy will get a shock when they all pile out and start kicking bottom.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Alvin Flummux » Sun May 06, 2012 5:06 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:That's only called to so they can fool any Aliens who try and take over the ship. I have a feeling it's where they keep all the really top quality firearms as all the Alien suckers will head for the armoury while the people in the know head for the so called toilet and this also has the benefit of them looking like complete cowards so the enemy will get a shock when they all pile out and start kicking bottom.


I think I'd be pretty strawberry floating shocked too if I found myself confronted with the heavily armed toilet brigade...

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Rightey » Sun May 06, 2012 6:59 pm

Lime wrote:Ours is standard plastic, but has a 'soft close' mechanism which is ace - until you use one that doesn't have it and you basically slam it shut because you're so used to it. :oops:


Sounds like an interesting idea, so basically it has a spring which stops the lid from slamming?

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Sun May 06, 2012 7:21 pm

I don't like the squatter toilets. Even though sometimes I squat on my toilet at home anyway. I just prefer to be on my feet when doing a poo lol.

Used an electric on in Japan once it was great. But how is it hygenic? if that litte stick pops out and sprays you clean? It must wash itself or something. I remember it displayed a message "please wait" on the little lcd screen.

At home we have wooden ones.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Sun May 06, 2012 7:29 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I don't like the squatter toilets. Even though sometimes I squat on my toilet at home anyway. I just prefer to be on my feet when doing a poo lol.

Used an electric on in Japan once it was great. But how is it hygenic? if that litte stick pops out and sprays you clean? It must wash itself or something. I remember it displayed a message "please wait" on the little lcd screen.

At home we have wooden ones.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Sun May 06, 2012 7:32 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I don't like the squatter toilets. Even though sometimes I squat on my toilet at home anyway. I just prefer to be on my feet when doing a poo lol.

Used an electric on in Japan once it was great. But how is it hygenic? if that litte stick pops out and sprays you clean? It must wash itself or something. I remember it displayed a message "please wait" on the little lcd screen.

At home we have wooden ones.

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yeah but i manage to fit on the wooden seat coz I aint that big. So I don't need those extra wide platforms.
Squatting like that is better than squatting on the floor imo.

Might seem OCD but when I use the toilets at work I just squat with one leg LOL. Shoe off and place a piece of tissue between my sock and the seat. Coz I don't want to come into contact with the toilet seat.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Rubix » Sun May 06, 2012 7:32 pm

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by jamcc » Sun May 06, 2012 7:36 pm

At least he's shitting in a strawberry floating toilet.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Sun May 06, 2012 7:42 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I don't like the squatter toilets. Even though sometimes I squat on my toilet at home anyway. I just prefer to be on my feet when doing a poo lol.

Used an electric on in Japan once it was great. But how is it hygenic? if that litte stick pops out and sprays you clean? It must wash itself or something. I remember it displayed a message "please wait" on the little lcd screen.

At home we have wooden ones.

Like this?
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yeah but i manage to fit on the wooden seat coz I aint that big. So I don't need those extra wide platforms.
Squatting like that is better than squatting on the floor imo.

Might seem OCD but when I use the toilets at work I just squat with one leg LOL. Shoe off and place a piece of tissue between my sock and the seat. Coz I don't want to come into contact with the toilet seat.


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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Errkal » Sun May 06, 2012 7:43 pm

Rubix wrote:What has GR become

Its getting a bit worrying isn't it...

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Zerudaaaaa! » Sun May 06, 2012 8:09 pm

Squatting would actually work much better in the shower.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by ~Earl Grey~ » Sun May 06, 2012 9:45 pm

Lime wrote:Ours is standard plastic, but has a 'soft close' mechanism which is ace - until you use one that doesn't have it and you basically slam it shut because you're so used to it. :oops:


I tend to operate toilet seats with my foot. That includes gently lowering it so as not to make a noise.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Rightey » Sun May 06, 2012 9:54 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I don't like the squatter toilets. Even though sometimes I squat on my toilet at home anyway. I just prefer to be on my feet when doing a poo lol.

Used an electric on in Japan once it was great. But how is it hygenic? if that litte stick pops out and sprays you clean? It must wash itself or something. I remember it displayed a message "please wait" on the little lcd screen.

At home we have wooden ones.

Like this?
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yeah but i manage to fit on the wooden seat coz I aint that big. So I don't need those extra wide platforms.
Squatting like that is better than squatting on the floor imo.

Might seem OCD but when I use the toilets at work I just squat with one leg LOL. Shoe off and place a piece of tissue between my sock and the seat. Coz I don't want to come into contact with the toilet seat.


I don't think I could bring myself to put my sock on the work toilet seat even with toilet paper in between. Might just try what you did but lift up the seat so I don't put my shoes on it, hopefully the bowl doesn't crack. :lol:

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Sun May 06, 2012 9:55 pm

~Earl Grey~ wrote:
Lime wrote:Ours is standard plastic, but has a 'soft close' mechanism which is ace - until you use one that doesn't have it and you basically slam it shut because you're so used to it. :oops:


I tend to operate toilet seats with my foot. That includes gently lowering it so as not to make a noise.


I do that to public ones, I care enough not to piss on the seat and I also don't want to touch that thing.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by jamcc » Sun May 06, 2012 10:04 pm

Rightey wrote:
Lime wrote:Ours is standard plastic, but has a 'soft close' mechanism which is ace - until you use one that doesn't have it and you basically slam it shut because you're so used to it. :oops:


Sounds like an interesting idea, so basically it has a spring which stops the lid from slamming?


My parents have these in their house and, as Lime says, you get used to it and I let the toilet seat slam down when I get back to my place. :fp:


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