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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:49 am

Been to China twice and avoided using a squat toilet for the whole of each trip 8-)

Although once I had to poop standing up because the seat was so dirty. :dread:

Also do you mean "How expensive toilet paper is"? It's dirt cheap.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Lagamorph » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:26 am

Toilet paper is so cheap I wipe my ass with it.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Slartibartfast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:56 am

Archaeon wrote:

starts at 1:46

This chap may well be onto something. Tried this morning... Wasn't as cleaned as advertised but certainly moved out smoothly.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:30 pm

So much pseudoscience there :lol:

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Slartibartfast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:40 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:So much pseudoscience there :lol:

Oh yeah, all the toxins nonsense, but the purely physiological bit might have something in it.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Fatal Exception » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:46 pm

"African tribes didn't get colon cancer"

That's because they didn't know what colon cancer was and they only lived to 35. :simper:

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Skarjo » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:50 pm

The squat toilets in Japan are ridiculous. I still just stand over them and pee like I would into a pub urinal, and if it goes everywhere then it's YOUR strawberry floating FAULT JAPAN.

However, the ultra mecha toilets with all the functions were awesome. The public ones in Osaka had a button with a musical note on it that played a song to disguise the sound of your shitting. Then there were ones that just had a kana on them, so I had not idea what would happen.

Pressed one.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Slartibartfast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:51 pm

Our diets high in processed meat is more likely the reason for the high rate of intestinal cancers. But yes, also nonsense.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Zerudaaaaa! » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:37 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.


I can't see it replacing bog roll, surely you'd still need some polishing off to do.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Alvin Flummux » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:38 pm

Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Slartibartfast » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:40 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

That already has a name...

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Lagamorph » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:42 pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

That already has a name...

Yeah, but I don't want a toilet that mechanically shoves a hosepipe up my ass to give me an enema everytime I go for a gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Somebody Else's Problem » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:07 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.


You spend a fortune on a watch, then complain about the price of toilet paper?

You have some seriously strawberry floated up priorities in life.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Ironhide » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:18 pm

Zerudaaaaa! wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.


I can't see it replacing bog roll, surely you'd still need some polishing off to do.


I have a toilet with one (not as fancy as that one) and it definitely isn't an alternative to wiping, in fact it hardly does anything but give you a wet arse.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Essentialaids » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:50 am

You can try these padded toilet seat for more comfort.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by more heat than light » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:59 am

:lol:

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Rocsteady » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:11 am

This whole thread is great

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Victor Mildew » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:17 am

Essentialaids wrote:You can try these padded toilet seat for more comfort.


Litteral shitpost.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Kezzer » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:38 am

lock and archive please.

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PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat
by Vermilion » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:28 pm

This thread is a thing of beauty.

The closest i've come to using those crazy Japanese mecha toilets are ones i've encountered in Germany which automatically clean the seat after flushing, also, the urinals there have screens on displaying ads, though they would have been more fun had they been toylets.


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