Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat

Been to China twice and avoided using a squat toilet for the whole of each trip 8-)

Although once I had to poop standing up because the seat was so dirty. :dread:

Also do you mean "How expensive toilet paper is"? It's dirt cheap.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Lagamorph** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:26 am

Toilet paper is so cheap I wipe my ass with it.

Archaeon wrote:

starts at 1:46

This chap may well be onto something. Tried this morning... Wasn't as cleaned as advertised but certainly moved out smoothly.

So much pseudoscience there :lol:

Fatal Exception wrote:So much pseudoscience there

Oh yeah, all the toxins nonsense, but the purely physiological bit might have something in it.

"African tribes didn't get colon cancer"

That's because they didn't know what colon cancer was and they only lived to 35. :simper:

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Skarjo** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:50 pm

The squat toilets in Japan are ridiculous. I still just stand over them and pee like I would into a pub urinal, and if it goes everywhere then it's YOUR strawberry floating FAULT JAPAN.

However, the ultra mecha toilets with all the functions were awesome. The public ones in Osaka had a button with a musical note on it that played a song to disguise the sound of your shitting. Then there were ones that just had a kana on them, so I had not idea what would happen.

Pressed one.

Our diets high in processed meat is more likely the reason for the high rate of intestinal cancers. But yes, also nonsense.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Zerudaaaaa!** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:37 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.

I can't see it replacing bog roll, surely you'd still need some polishing off to do.

Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

Alvin Flummux wrote:Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

That already has a name...

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Lagamorph** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:42 pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Maybe it's like ear syringing? A high pressure water jet goes up and cleans you the strawberry float out.

That already has a name...

Yeah, but I don't want a toilet that mechanically shoves a hosepipe up my ass to give me an enema everytime I go for a gooseberry fool.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **SEP** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:07 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.

You spend a fortune on a watch, then complain about the price of toilet paper?

You have some seriously strawberry floated up priorities in life.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Ironhide** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:18 pm

Zerudaaaaa! wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:i want one of these but they are like £500 but it would pay for itself quickly, considering how expensive toilet paper is.

I can't see it replacing bog roll, surely you'd still need some polishing off to do.

I have a toilet with one (not as fancy as that one) and it definitely isn't an alternative to wiping, in fact it hardly does anything but give you a wet arse.

Essentialaids

You can try these padded toilet seat for more comfort.

EDIT - Essential Aids. :lol:

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Rocsteady** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:11 am

This whole thread is great

Essentialaids wrote:You can try these padded toilet seat for more comfort.

Litteral shitpost.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Kezzer** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:38 am

lock and archive please.

PostRe: Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat by **Vermilion** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:28 pm

This thread is a thing of beauty.

The closest i've come to using those crazy Japanese mecha toilets are ones i've encountered in Germany which automatically clean the seat after flushing, also, the urinals there have screens on displaying ads, though they would have been more fun had they been toylets.

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