Your Toilet/ Toilet Seat

Yeah I always fancied trying one of those urinals with games built into them requiring you to hit various targets etc.

Stand and deliver toilets are bizarre, they randomly had one of them in the Cardiff uni building that I used to work in. A line of standard cubicles and then one of those for some reason!

Our bathroom has a seaside theme (My wife chose. Think it's a pleasant reminder for her in regards to our holiday caravan in Weymouth). The toilet seat is transparent with real sand, pebbles and small seashells inside the casing. Sounds horrific I know, but it's actually quite nice in all honesty.

Gemini73 wrote:Our bathroom has a seaside theme (My wife chose. Think it's a pleasant reminder for her in regards to our holiday caravan in Weymouth). The toilet seat is transparent with real sand, pebbles and small seashells inside the casing. Sounds horrific I know, but it's actually quite nice in all honesty.

Pics please

Victor Mildew wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:Our bathroom has a seaside theme (My wife chose. Think it's a pleasant reminder for her in regards to our holiday caravan in Weymouth). The toilet seat is transparent with real sand, pebbles and small seashells inside the casing. Sounds horrific I know, but it's actually quite nice in all honesty.

Pics please

Once I'm home this evening I'll take some pics for your viewing pleasure.

This all reminds me, I really need to buy a new toilet seat.

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:This all reminds me, I really need to buy a new toilet seat.

Are you currently taking a gooseberry fool without a toilet seat to brace your arse cheeks? That's all kinds of wrong.

Gemini73 wrote:

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:This all reminds me, I really need to buy a new toilet seat.

Are you currently taking a gooseberry fool without a toilet seat to brace your arse cheeks? That's all kinds of wrong.

Nah, mine is just bust. I'm a big lad and I've broke one of the brackets (or whatever they are called) so it's really wobbly.

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:This all reminds me, I really need to buy a new toilet seat.

Are you currently taking a gooseberry fool without a toilet seat to brace your arse cheeks? That's all kinds of wrong.

Nah, mine is just bust. I'm a big lad and I've broke one of the brackets (or whatever they are called) so it's really wobbly.

Thinking about it (perhaps far too much) attempting to take a dump when your toilet seat keeps sliding about is probably worse than no seat at all.

Victor Mildew wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:Our bathroom has a seaside theme (My wife chose. Think it's a pleasant reminder for her in regards to our holiday caravan in Weymouth). The toilet seat is transparent with real sand, pebbles and small seashells inside the casing. Sounds horrific I know, but it's actually quite nice in all honesty.

Pics please

Not quite that spectacular

Moggy wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:Our bathroom has a seaside theme (My wife chose. Think it's a pleasant reminder for her in regards to our holiday caravan in Weymouth). The toilet seat is transparent with real sand, pebbles and small seashells inside the casing. Sounds horrific I know, but it's actually quite nice in all honesty.

Pics please

Dat drop shadow

Rightey wrote:

Lime wrote:Ours is standard plastic, but has a 'soft close' mechanism which is ace - until you use one that doesn't have it and you basically slam it shut because you're so used to it.

Sounds like an interesting idea, so basically it has a spring which stops the lid from slamming?

Yeah I got same thing, only a cheap one from Wilko but had it for years no problem... use to have a clear one with barbed wire in it until I realised how chav it was

Barbed wire? On a toilet seat?